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Robert Pattinson covers Details Magazine for their 10th anniversary issue this March. The actor is charming and really funny in these little snippets. Check out his quotes and more pics by clicking the link below.

On Auditioning With Elephants: “So this big female started sniffing my foot — big female elephant, that is…..She sniffed it so hard it came up off the pavement like her trunk was a vacuum cleaner. Then she took my entire body in her mouth. I was holding on to her head, and as I slowly let go she tightened her grip really carefully until I’m just upside down in her mouth and she’s going through my pockets with her trunk, looking for peppermints. It was the best day of my life.”

On His Details Shoot (Mr. Funny): “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover….This shoot, it’s kind of ’80s nakedness, you know?” he said. “If you look at porn in, like, the ’80s, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community.”

On Political Speech Writing (Or What Else He Would Do, Besides Acting): “It’s fascinating. You’d have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you,” he said. “I quite enjoyed doing press for the first ‘Twilight,’ because there was a similarity… I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You’re bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art.”

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Robert Pattinson’s latest film, Remember Me, costarring Emilie de Ravin (see pics of Rob & Emilie from Vogue Magazine here) hits theaters March 12th. The Twilight Saga: New Moon comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray on March 20th.

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