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Although we’re not really sure why, pop star Justin Bieber consented to a DNA test to prove definitively that he is not the father of Mariah Yeater’s three-month-old son, Trystin.

Oooh wait, yes, we know why.  He did it because he’s going to sue the bejeezus out of Mariah and her legal team once he clears his name.

Nooow we’re cookin’ with gas.

According to Bieber’s attorneys, while there was much speculation to the contrary, there was never any chance that the Biebs would’ve settled in this case and the results of the DNA test will be the final nail in the coffin of the impending paternity lawsuit.

Your move, Yeater.

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