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For 55 very brief hours back in 2004, princess of pop Britney Spears was married to childhood pal Jason Alexander after the two wed on a whim in – you guessed it – Las Vegas.

Now our little Brit Brit is all grown up and on to husband #3 – and although their love affair lasted only a few fleeting hours, Alexander is none too pleased about his ex moving on with her now-fiance, Jason Tarwick.  In an interview with Us Magazine, Alexander spewed venom regarding his ex’s upcoming nuptials.

I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not… I think it’s fake and I think people are afraid to say it.

If you look at all the pictures between them there is no connection… They look like they are going through the motions.  It seems like a answer to the court thing.

Sort of a nice way to sew it all up she marries her handler,” Alexander sniped. “That way she always has someone controlling her. It’s sort of sad.

Wow, bitter much?  Does this guy realize that his marriage to Britney lasted even less time than Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries?  Even by Hollywood standards, that’s barely long enough to count.

Time for this guy to build himself a bridge and GET OVER IT!

Earlier today the Associated Press announced that Lady Gaga has been chosen as their Entertainer of the Year – beating out fellow front-runner Steve Jobs by just three votes!

It may just be me, but I always thought polite society dictated that the post-humous nominee is supposed to take home the crown…

The ”Marry the Night” songstress, who was also recently named MTV’s ”Newsmaker of the Year”, has not only been a standout in the cut-throat worlds of music and fashion, but in the public rights arena, with her advocacy for the legalization of same-sex marriages.

Congrats to Gaga and all her little monsters!

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The last single member of the mega-hot country group Lady Antebellum is officially off the market.

Sorry ladies!

Bandmember Dave Haywood announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend Kelli Cashiola yesterday, just in time to ensure he’d have someone to kiss under the mistletoe at this year’s Capitol Records Christmas party.  According to sources, the 29-year-old musician surprised his bride-to-be by blindfolding her outside of her office and driving her to her Nashville home where “Will you marry me?” was spelled out in Christmas lights.

Awwwww!

But Haywood isn’t the only member of Lady A who will be saying “I do” in the near feature; bandmate Hilary Scott announced her engagement to the band’s drummer Chris Tyrell earlier this year.  Looks like there are going to be a whole lot of big, fat, country music weddings coming our way in 2012!

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American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta shocked the pop music community earlier this week when he announced that he plans to take a break from pursuing his music career and become a full-time missionary for two years.

Yeah, we didn’t see this one coming either.

Sources report that the 20-year-old broke the news to audience members during his “My Kind of Christmas” concert in his hometown of Salt Lake City, Utah last night.

It’s not because someone told me that I was supposed to do it, not because I no longer want to do music anymore, but it’s because it’s the feeling that I felt that I need to do next in my life…

According to concert-goers, when the audience broke into uproarious applause after his announcement, the AI alum was overcome with emotion and added,

It’s the same feeling that I’ve always tried to follow in my life. It’s the feeling that’s allowed me to have the opportunities I’ve had, the challenges I’ve had to overcome, and the blessings, too…

I’ve learned that to trust that feeling. I’m aware that I need to answer when He calls, and that’s the reason that I know I need to do this in my life.

David will join forces with the Church of Latter-day Saints for his two-year stint as a missionary and we wish him the very best of luck!

Watch the video of David’s heartfelt announcement below…

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Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was thrown back in jail this week when a judge ruled that she had violated her probation by having prescription pills (for which she had no prescription) in her possession.

According to Portwood’s brother, Shawn Portwood, the reality star “missed her most recent probation hearing” and when police arrived at her home they found some old pills in her purse and arrested Amber on the spot.

The Madison, Indiana Sheriffs Department released a statement saying that the 21-year-old will remain in jail until the courts determine when she can leave.

Sounds like somebody better star making friends with her cellmate.

Joe Jonas, 1/3 of the Jonas Brothers trio, checked into L.A. Children’s Hospital yesterday for severe abdominal pain.  Apparently the 22-year-old did some pretty heavy late-night partying in Chicago over the weekend and sources are speculating that this may have been what lead to the hospitalization.

According to Joe’s camp, the singer was only in the hospital for a few hours before doctors released him.  The cause of Joe’s discomfort has not yet been determined.

I think it’s called accepting one too many drinks from your adoring female fan base.

While being hospitalized is no laughing matter, it appears as though the middle Jonas is recovering just fine and even stepped out last night with little brother Nick to grab some sushi.

Check out a video of the brothers grabbing a late night bite below…

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During tonight’s very special episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, 16-year-old Kendall Jenner does something we’ve never seen before from anyone in the Kardashian brood.

As her parents to STOP spending money on her.

In a sneak peek at this week’s episode, Kendall cameras catch the teen telling her mother Kris Jenner that her lavish spending is “embarrassing” and that she doesn’t want an out of control “Sweet Sixteen” birthday party.

Way to go Kendall!

Check out a clip from tonight’s episode below and tune in to E! tonight at 9pm EST for the full episode.

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Well, sort of.

Saturday Night Live’s Kristin Wiig and SNL alumnus Jimmy Fallon dressed up as teen heartthrobs Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift for a spot-on spoof during SNL last night.

The dynamic duo teamed up with Michael Buble, for a hilarious infomercial promoting Buble’s latest album of celebrity Christmas duets and were joined in-studio by “Sting“, “Lady Gaga“, and “Kayne West” to name a few.

Check out the hilarious sketch below…

They’re baaaaaack!

Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas, otherwise known as The Jonas Brothers, have finally released their latest single – Dance Until Tomorrow.  After the failed solo project launched by brother Joe, the three brothers figured out what we already knew, that they are better suited as a trio, and headed back to the studio to give fans more JoBro action.

Check out the video for their newest single Dance Until Tomorrow below…

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TLC has announced plans air This is Justin Bieber, a British Christmas special previously unreleased in the U.S., on their network.  The special will feature The Biebs singing acoustic versions from his Under the Mistletoe album and a few of his other hits.

So, if you’re keeping track, that’s not one, not two, not three, but FOUR Christmas specials airing in 2011 featuring our man JB.  Not bad for a 17-year-old kid from Canada, eh?

Check out a clip from the special below and watch the full This is Justin Bieber special on TLC next Wednesday at 9pm EST.

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