Gossip Teen

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi shared that she has finally reached her weightless goal, via Twitter this morning, announcing,

So happy I’m at my goal weight I was when I was in high school… Feeling fit is amazing and can’t wait to tone up hardcore.

So what was the magic number for the teensy-weensy guidette?  98 lbs!

Are you kidding me?  Now, I’m no BMI expert, but that seems a tad on the small side for a 24-year-old woman with a serious drinking problem.

But I suppose props are due to you Snooki for getting back into shape, but let’s not forget that you’re a role model for young girls and promoting a healthy body image is one of the most important things…  Wait a minute!  Did I say role model?  For a second there I forgot who I was talking to!