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Okay, so this is seriously the best thing we’ve heard all week!

According to reports, Golden Globe host Tina Fey has confirmed that she is working on Mean Girls: The Musical!

Can we get a HELL YA!?

Now that the 42-year-old actress has closed the book on her hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock (tear!), she has time to focus on some new projects – like making the most awesome musical to hit Broadway since Newsies…

The actress, who recently took home a Screen Actors Guild award for her work as Liz Lemon, announced that her newest project would be Fey family affair!

I’m actually trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock and I think Paramount is on board.

Alright Paramount, we’re giving you fair warning.  If you squelch this project – you are NOT invited to our birthday party!

No word yet on whether Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan will have any involvement with the project, but we’re pretty sure that it will depend on how her recent court dealings pan out.  Soooo, we’re not going to hold our breath

According to Selena Gomez, ever since she and longtime BF Justin Bieber parted ways, things have been – well, good!

I’m good. I’m really good… I’ve been recording, having a lot of fun with my girlfriends, having a good time.

What?  No crying herself to sleep?  No empty cartons of Ben & Jerry’s laying around?  You GO girl!

For his part, Justin may not being doing as well post-breakup.  After allegations of marajuana use surfaced recently, The Biebs was caught groping a female fan during a meet ‘n’ greet and seems to be continually spiraling downward!

A source close to the 18-year-old singer revealed that Justin was actually the driving force behind the breakup and, in fact, his recent tune ”Nothing Like Us,” is about ending his relationship with Selena.

It tells the whole story about how he broke up with her, she begged him to take her back, and then he decided he was done for good… This is his answer to Selena.

But Selena isn’t letting Justin’s musical antics get her down.  In fact, she’s fighting back!

I’m having a lot of fun expressing everything that I’m feeling… I’ve been telling people I’m definitely a little bit more sassy now… I’m a little bit more mouthy.

Do we feel a Taylor Swift-influenced slanderous breakup song coming on???

Now that he’s back on the market after his breakup with Zoe Saldana, Hollywood hottie Bradley Cooper is fighting off new GF rumors left and right!

He’s already denied hooking up with his Silver Linings Playbook costar Jennifer Lawrence and now the Coopster is fighting rumors of a fling with the also newly single Taylor Swift.

According to sources, Bradley had to thwart the country sweetheart’s advances because of his loyalty to his former costar,

It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.

Buuuuut since this “source” came forward, Bradley himself set the record straight when he told Extra that the rumors are,

Crazy, never met her, that’s not even true at all… That’s completely made up.

That’s what they all say Bradley, old boy.  We’ll be keeping an eye out for a nasty one-night-stand tune about you in the near future

Wow.  We have no words.  Okay, maybe we have a few…

Pop star Justin Bieber continued his horrific backslide into Lindsay Lohan-dom by groping a female fan during a meet ‘n’ greet in Florida.

Although there’s been no official statement from The Bieb’s camp about the photo, but the pic was posted to his official fan site, so we’ve got to assume the 18-year-old did did in fact cop a feel.

While we definitely don’t agree with Justin’s move here, we’ve got to say, it doesn’t exactly look like this chick hated it.

Score one for the gal in the giant bow!

It’s not like we haven’t all seen pop star Miley Cyrus’ boobs before, it’s just that well… it’s always a little weird to us when she chooses to flash the twins in public!

On a magazine cover!

The former Disney star is the March cover girl for Cosmopolitan and she certainly didn’t leave much to the imagination during her photo shoot for the ‘zine…  Okay, okay!  We get that she’s not completely topless, but isn’t Cosmo a magazine for women?  We personally don’t feel the need to see quite that much of anyone else’s ta-tas…

During her interview with writer Kyle Buchanan, Miley reveals what she has her most excited these days (and no, it’s not her rockin’ bod.)

Number one is my relationship with Liam. That’s what I feel the most confident in because you never know.

Good answer Miley.  Good answer.

Speaking of her soon-to-be husband, Miley certainly seems to have hit the jackpot in the hunkiness department!

I’ll literally look at him and be like ‘You are hot, dear god!  The other day, I turned on the pool heater and it was steaming, and he walked outside and took off his clothes and jumped in the pool. I was like, “I’m gonna faint–the hottest guy of my life is in a steaming pool. This looks like a Playgirl shoot.

But Miley’s interview with Cosno isn’t all about her fiance’s sexy physique (even though we’d be totally cool if it was…).  The singer also opened up about how some of the lowest moments of her career have helped her become who she is.

Some of the worst things that have happened in my career, like things getting leaked, have actually been what’s best for me, because people knew when I was on [Hannah Montana] that I was really growing up. I never faked anything.

Not even your excitement over your new short haircut?  C’mon Miley – even we saw through that one

Check out Miley on the cover of Cosmo, on stands in March!

A $50 million ad campaign, that’s what!

Well, technically Taylor Swift’s deal to endorse Diet Coke came after the 18-year-old pop star dumped her for another woman, but let’s not split hairs!

According to sources, Tay-Tay has signed on with Coke to become the new face of their latest ad campaign.  And rumor has it, that because Pepsi dished out at least $50 million for Beyonce, the country songstress can expect at least that much to come her way!

Like she needs the dough…

But we’re glad things are looking up for you Taylor. We know these constant breakups can be very draining…

We all know Hollywood A-lister Jennifer Lawrence as the you-know-what-kicking Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games, so excuse us for being a little surprised when we saw her all dolled up like, well, a doll!

And a Barbie doll at that!

The 22-year-old Golden Globe winner totally rocks a pink Dior cotton dress and pearls for a recent photo shoot with W Magazine that showcases the actress’ softer side.  Well, sort of.

In her interview with the ‘zine, the Silver Linings Playbook star revealed that she isn’t much like her her SLP character except for one thing:

I am like the movie in one way: I’m superstitious.

The outspoken Kentuckian went on to share that every night at 11:11 she wishes that her (now Ex) boyfriend Nicholas Houl won’t be killed in a motorcycle accident.  That’s a little morbid – don’t ya think Jenn?

Whenever it’s 11:11, I make all of the people around me wish that my boyfriend not get killed in a motorbike accident. He just bought a motorbike, and I think my ritual will keep him alive.

The other night, at 11:11 p.m., I told an entire bar to say, ‘Nick will not die in a motorbike accident.’ And they did it.

When her interviewer asked if she wakes up for the 11:11 wishing opportunity, Jennifer hilariously replied:

I don’t wake up for it! God, I hardly ever wake up before 11. I’m an artist! I need at least 18 hours a night, with catnaps. I’m not that crazy. But I am an artist.

Man, we just <3 us some Jennifer Lawrence!

SUH-WEEEET!

We know this is a bummer for our pal Justin Bieber, but we’re super stoked that The Bieb’s new acoustic album leaked early!  We are especially excited for the track “Yellow Raincoat” rumor has it, is supposedly about Ex-GF Selena Gomez.

Who doesn’t want to hear Justin sing an acoustic breakup song!?

The track list, which doesn’t vary much from his 2012 release Believe, includes three brand new tracks and, we’ve got to admit – we are in LOOOVE!

1. Boyfriend (Acoustic Version)
2. As Long as You Love Me (Acoustic Version)
3. Beauty and a Beat (Acoustic Version)
4. She Don’t Like the Lights (Acoustic Version)
5. Take You (Acoustic Version)
6. Be Alright (Acoustic Version)
7. All Around the World (Acoustic Version)
8. Fall (Live)
9. Yellow Raincoat
10. I Would
11. Nothing Like Us (bonus track)

Check out a sneak peek at Justin’s new album below (Thanks to our pal Perez Hilton for the awesome video!…