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Please tell us its HER!  No?  Ugh.  Barf.

According to an interview Jennifer Lawrence gave before accepting her Academy Award Sunday night, she has no intention of dating her Silver Linings Playbook costar Bradley Cooper.

My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either [The Hunger Games: Catching Fire's] Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley Cooper because I love Sam’s fiancee [actress LauraHaddock] so much… Sam is so sweet. So sweet that he’s almost not hot anymore.

So what about Bradley!?!?!?

Apparently the 22-year-old, Kentucky-born is only interested in playing matchmaker for the annoyingly handsome Cooper.

I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up… I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.

Hey, um, Jen?  We’ve been saying for a loooong time now that we really want to be your BBF, so we kind of feel like this would be a primo time to really solidify our friendship!

Oh, and feel free to snag a quick pic for Bradley during our next coffee date

With Britney Spears and L.A. Reid out the door, The X Factor is in the market for some brand spanking new judges for next season!  So who does show creator and fellow judge Simon Cowell want to join his crew?  Well, none other than  on-again/off-again celebrity boos Katy Perry and John Mayer!

Simon sees it as a brilliant pairing. Katy’s sassy, honest and a huge star, while John’s more reserved. Having them as rivals would be genius – if they had on-air bust-ups, it’d be unmissable.

While Simon is certainly right about Katy, we just can’t see John agreeing to a reality TV show.  Isn’t he supposed to be some sort of musical genius or something?  He just doesn’t seem to fit the bill…

Although nothing has been confirmed by either singers’ camp, nothing has been denied either – so we can only assume that both Katy and John are both 100% IN for X Factor Season 3 ;)

Oooooh Demi Lovato is sure to get her panties in a twist over this one!  Another pretty brunette on set?  We smell a feud!

After nabbing the Oscar for Best Actress for her work in Silver Linings Playbook, 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence will undoubtedly have admirers coming out of the woodwork – or should we say, Cuckoo’s Nest?

Wow.  Is that joke just waaay too old to be funny?  Well hey, at least it was better than a lot of the duds Oscar host Seth McFarlane tried on Sunday night!  Just kidding – we love you Seth!

While doing a post-Oscar interview with Good Morning America, JLaw was interrupted by one of her newest admirers, Hollywood film legend Jack Nicholson!

After telling Lawrence how much he loved her in SLP, Nicholson candidly added that she looked “like an old girlfriend”.  Take our word for it, you want to check out the video below for Jennifer’s hilarious response!  There is just nothing we don’t l-o-v-e about this chick!

Who cares if she fell up the stairs at the Oscars?  She made a Father of the Bride joke while wearing Dior couture and that’s ALWAYS a win in our book.

Is there anything this girl can’t do!?

New mommy and all-around British bad ass Adele, rocked the stage tonight with a stirring performance of her Oscar nominated song from the film by the same name, Skyfall.

The buxom beauty looked and sounded absolutely breathtaking and it certainly didn’t hurt that she was introduced by our all-time favorite butt-kicker and fellow Oscar nominated gal pal, Jennifer Lawrence!

Check out a clip of Adele’s stellar performance below…

While Best Supporting Actress winner Anne Hathaway may not have won “best dressed” on the Oscar’s red carpet tonight, she may have been the only actress whose gown grabbed so much attention that it spawned its own Titter account!

Oops, sorry!  Did we say “Titter”?  We meant Twitter

During an interview with Ryan Seacreast the 30-year-old actress’ divulged that she had selected  her revealing Prada gown just hours before she was set to walk the red carpet, because, as she put it, “it was the one that spoke” to her.

Spoke to you, eh Anne?

Moments after Anne uttered (ha!) those fateful words, a Twitter account with the handle @HathawayNipple was born!

Anyone else feeling chilly?  Anne’s dress ‘spoke to her. We spoke to the world . . . #LesNipplerables.

As of riiiiiight NOW, @HathawayNipple already has 2,878 followers.  And with Tweets like:

We’d just like to point out that we won Best Supporting Actress without *any* support. #Oscars

and…

We just won the Breast Dressed Award. Blergh. #Oscars

We expect to see many, many more followers by the end of the night!  Congrats to Anne and her two little friends!

Superstar couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have revealed that they are having a baby… GIRL!

A source close to the couple revealed that the pair, who’ve been dating since April 2012, could not be more excited about the news.

They’re over the moon! Kanye always wanted a girl.

The couple, who will welcome their baby daughter in July, will undoubtedly keep their little one in high fashion from the moment she arrives.  During a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kim spoke out about her baby daddy’s need to keep their daughter looking fresh.

If anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he’s going to have things specially made… So I don’t think hand-me-downs are going to work.

Yeah, we don’t think anyone was ever expecting a Kardashian to wear hand-me-downs, Kim.

Baby West will join Mason, 3 and Penelope, 7 months, as the third grandchild for Kris and Bruce Jenner.  Congrats Kim and Kanye!

Exes Harry Styles and Taylor Swift both attending the 2013 BRIT Awards Wednesday night and much to the chagrin of gossip bloggers all over the world, seem to have put their feuding ways behind them.

According to reports, the 19-year-old One Direction singer said his former GF “looked great” in her semi see-though, paneled, black gown and was “full of praise” for Taylor as they partied the night away at separate after parties.

Huh.  Sure didn’t see that one coming.  Way to take the high road Harry!

Or maybe Harry just doesn’t want the notoriously vindictive Swift releasing a single sullying his good name…  Either way, we’re glad these two seem to be moving on with their lives!

After an ultra-akward run in during the BRIT Awards red carpet last night, Karma Chameleon singer Boy George and One Direction’s Liam Payne got into an all-out, pop star throw down in the Twitterverse!

Apparently, B.G. got his feathers ruffled (literally) when Liam refused to stop for a photo-op and took to his Twitter account to vent his frustrations.

@BoyGeorge: Top marks to Harry Styles for stopping for a picture with my niece and Bollox’s to Liam and the disrespectful wanker of a minder!

Man, it’s times like these we really wish we spoke Brit!

Liam wasted no time in responding, firing back via his personal Twitter account:

@Real_Liam_Payne: …Now now boy lets not tell porkies firstly thanks for getting my name wrong three times secondly then asking me where is liam?…akward then when you finally got it right saying you wanted Niall instead. if you would have asked me for a picture i would have stopped bro I just did what you said and pointed niall out for you so u just keep wearing ur strange hats and enjoy yourself my little Georgie pie… It’s still not cool you just look wierd [sic]

Whoa.  Liam.  We know you’re peeved and all, but didn’t anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?  Even if they do wear weird hats…

Preferring not to take the high road, Boy George replied,

You were rude but whatever! Everyone wants a piece of you! I get it. I bet Debbie Harry is fuming!

After that last Tweet, 1D fans all over the world started a full-on Twitter assault on the 80′s pop star,  topped off by one final Tweet by good old Liam:

@BoyGeorge do you really want to hurt meeee do you really want to make me cryyy come on ‘boy’ lighten up … Can I borrow a hat and make up for next Halloween I’d love to look as scary as you

Jeez!  Seems like a lot of fuss over a miscommunication?  Aren’t you both worried about bad Karma

X Factor host Demi Lovato and her actor ex-BF Wilmer Valderrama set the Gossip-sphere on FIRE when they were spotted having a romantic dinner together on VALENTINE’S DAY!

Say whaaaaat!?

A source revealed that they spotted the on-again/off-again couple at Takami Sushi & Robata Restaurant in downtown L.A.

They ordered almost everything on the menu, but they didn’t touch it for at least an hour… They stared into each other’s eyes the whole time.

And again, we’ll say:  Say whaaaat!?!?

Apparently, the 22-year-old former Disney star and her Ex took part in a ”really intense conversation” and “plenty of cuddling”. Oh, and an intense make-out sesh during the grand opening celebration of Topshop and Topman’s L.A. store.

Man, we could get whiplash with the amount of times these two lovebirds have sworn each other off and then gotten back together!

Best of luck to these two crazy kids this time around!

Celebutant and reality star Kim Kardashian has never been shy about flaunting her curvaceous figure, but we never expected her to be this psyched to strip down while she was expecting!

In the spring issue of DuJour magazine, the 32-year-old star of Kim and Kourtney Take Miami, shows off her baby body in a skimpy white bikini and gushes about her impending motherhood.

I just feel so blessed and excited and ready for the next phase.

The A-lister also opened up about her relationship with baby daddy and longtime boyfriend Kanye West,

My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy… I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.

That’s all well and good Kimmy, but we just don’t know if we’re ready to live in a world where the Kardashians are into things like “privacy”.

During her interview with the ‘zine, Kim also shared her thoughts on health and fitness while pregnant:

I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different… I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I’ve been watching shows like I’m Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I’m wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I’m like, This woman is on meth.

Really?  Is that really something you want to say to a magazine Kim?  Maybe this whole idea of keeping some things private is a good idea…