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You read that right folks.  Former Disney sweetheart Hilary Duff is cozying up with Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher.

Well, on the small screen anyway

The 25-year-old new mommy has signed on to play Ashton’s love interest on the season finale of his hit CBS sitcom and we can’t say we’re surprised.  Hilary has been working her BUNZ off since having baby Luca last year.

My one trainer helped me lose a sh-t ton of weight. I lost like 30 pounds. His name is Gabe Johns and he is amazing. He’s a boxing trainer and he comes to my house. I live in the canyon, so we just run. He runs my ass up and down the hill.

Good for you Hil!  We never had any doubt that you’d be a hot momma in no time!

Unfortunately, our sources tell us that Ashton’s Two and a Half Men character will ultimately dump Hilary for her grandmother (say whaaaaat!?), but we’re just happy to see Lizzie McGuire back on TV – even if it is only for one episode!

While rumors swirled this weekend regarding her “fragile state”, a rep for Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis is insisting that the Friends with Benefits actress is not pregnant.

She is not expecting.

The pregnancy rumors began when Mila stepped out this weekend in a baggy tank that appeared to be hiding a burgeoning baby bump.   While the couple of five months insist they are definitely not expecting, we certainly wouldn’t mind seeing these two settling down together for the long haul!  That sure would be one attractive/hilarious little tyke!

Although, we do feel a little bit bad for Ashton’s ex Demi Moore, who sources insist is still not doing well after her split from her much younger hubby.

She was always insecure over the course of her marriage… So yeah, it’s hurtful that he’s with someone he knew the whole time he was with her.

Bummer city Demi.  Bummer city.

And she wasn’t even trying to hide it!

Okay, okay – maybe this little tryst with her Two and Half Men costar Ashton Kutcher isn’t exactly the real deal, but Miley Cyrus certainly made it look believable!

The former Disney star, who is guest starring on the October 17th episode of the hit CBS sitcom, will play the daughter of one of Walter’s buddies, who crashes with the guys for a few days.  Apparently her youthful energy makes Walter start to feel old, so he hops into bed with the buxom teen!

According to eyewitnesses, Miley’s been doing a standup job on-set and John Cryer even praised her for delivering ”pagelong monologues” with ease.

Maybe we’ll see good ol’ Miley become a staple on Two and a Half Men!

This fall, former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is heading back to the small screen to join the cast of the CBS hit comedy Two and a Half Men.

Not that we’re at all shocked that Miley’s made her way back to TV, we’re just surprised they’re letting her on with that haircut…

According to the show’s star and producer Ashton Kutcher, Miley will play a possible love interest for Angus T. Jones’ character and her role promises to be both ”sexy” and “rife with comedy.”

Okay, we’re sold.  Ashton wouldn’t lie to us, right?

As for Miley, she still seems far too preoccupied with her new look than sharing any info about her upcoming projects.  The 19-year-old took to her Twitter account to spout off yet another Tweet about her most recent hair don’t

my dad @billyraycyrus used to tell me “opinions are are like ass holes every body has one” LOVE my hair  feel so happy, pretty, and free…

Gag us.

We love you Miley, but you’re not the first person in the world to chop all their hair off – get over it.

The second round of nominations for the 2012 Teen Choice Awards have finally been revealed and we have just one thing to say about them…

This is going to be the longest award show in the HISTORY of award shows!

But we guess it makes sense that the TCA’s would have the biggest list of nominees because there are so many talented teens stars and starlets in Hollywood right now!

Check out the full list of nominees below and and you can vote for your favorites at TeenChoiceAwards.com!  The 2012 Teen Choice Awards air on FOX July 22nd.

Choice Summer TV Show
“America’s Got Talent”
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
“So You Think You Can Dance”
“Teen Wolf”
“Workaholics”

Choice Summer TV Star: Female
Troian Bellisario, “Pretty Little Liars”
Chelsea Kane, “Baby Daddy”
Crystal Reed, “Teen Wolf”
Ashley Rickards, “Awkward”
Shailene Woodley, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”

Choice Summer TV Star: Male
Ken Baumann, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Jean-Luc Bilodeau, “Baby Daddy”
Michael Ealy, “Common Law”
Daren Kagasoff, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Tyler Posey, “Teen Wolf”

Choice TV Villain
Joseph Morgan, “The Vampire Diaries”
Lana Parrilla, “Once Upon a Time”
Janel Parrish, “Pretty Little Liars”
Krysten Ritter, “Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23”
Michelle Trachtenberg, “Gossip Girl”

Choice TV Female Scene Stealer
Candice Accola, “The Vampire Dairies”
Dianna Agron, “Glee”
Sarah Hyland, “Modern Family”
Francia Raisa, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Casey Wilson, “Happy Endings”

Choice TV Male Scene Stealer
Max Greenfield, “New Girl”
Gabriel Mann, “Revenge”
Michael Trevino, “The Vampire Diaries”
James Van Der Beek, “Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23”
Damon Wayans Jr., “Happy Endings”

Choice TV Breakout Show
“Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23”
“New Girl”
“Revenge”
“Smash”
“The X Factor”

Choice TV Breakout Star: Female
Beth Behrs, “2 Broke Girls”
Sutton Foster, “Bunheads”
Katharine McPhee, “Smash”
Hannah Simone, “New Girl”
Dreama Walker, “Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23”

Choice TV Breakout Star: Male
Josh Bowman, “Revenge”
Josh Dallas, “Once Upon a Time”
Jake Johnson, “New Girl”
Beau Mirchoff, “Awkward”
Lamorne Morris, “New Girl”

Choice Movie: Romance
“The Lucky One”
“Think Like A Man”
“This Means War”
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
“The Vow”

Choice Movie Actor: Romance
Michael Ealy, “Think Like A Man”
Zac Efron, “The Lucky One”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Chris Pine, “This Means War”
Channing Tatum, “The Vow”

Choice Movie Actress: Romance
Miley Cyrus, “LOL”
Meagan Good, “Think Like A Man”
Rachel McAdams, “The Vow”
Taylor Schilling, “The Lucky One”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Choice Movie Voice
Zac Efron as Ted, “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax”
Seth MacFarlane as Ted, “Ted”
Jesse McCartney as Theodore, “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked”
Chris Rock as Marty, “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted”
Taylor Swift as Audrey, “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax”

Choice Movie Chemistry
Ryan Gosling and Steve Carell, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Jennifer Lawrence and Amandla Stenberg, “The Hunger Games”
Will Smith and Josh Brolin, “Men In Black 3”
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, “21 Jump Street”
Mark Wahlberg and Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane), “Ted”

Choice Movie Liplock
Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, “The Lucky One”
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games”
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams, “The Vow”

Choice Movie Hissy Fit
Steve Carell, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Kevin Hart, “Think Like A Man”
Mark Ruffalo, “The Avengers”
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, “21 Jump Street”
Charlize Theron, “Snow White & The Huntsman”

Choice Movie Villain
Jemaine Clement, “Men In Black 3”
Tom Hiddleston, “The Avengers”
Rhys Ifans, “The Amazing Spider-Man”
Alexander Ludwig, “The Hunger Games”
Charlize Theron, “Snow White & The Huntsman”

Choice Movie Scene Stealer: Male
Chace Crawford, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Chris Evans, “The Avengers”
Kevin Hart, “Think Like A Man”
Liam Hemsworth, “The Hunger Games”
Kellan Lutz, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Choice Movie Scene Stealer: Female
Elizabeth Banks, “The Hunger Games”
Ashley Greene, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Lea Michele, “New Year’s Eve”
Nikki Reed, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Nicole Scherzinger, “Men In Black 3”

Choice Movie Breakout
Sam Claflin, “Snow White & The Huntsman”
Julianne Hough, “Rock of Ages”
Joe Manganiello, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Noomi Rapace, “Prometheus”
Rihanna, “Battleship”

Choice Summer Movie: Action
“The Amazing Spider-Man”
“The Avengers”
“Men In Black 3”
“Prometheus”
“Snow White & The Huntsman”

Choice Summer Movie: Comedy/Music
“Katy Perry: Part of Me”
“Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted”
“Rock of Ages”
“Ted”
“That’s My Boy”

Choice Summer Movie Star: Male
Robert Downey Jr., “The Avengers”
Andrew Garfield, “The Amazing Spider-Man”
Chris Hemsworth, “Snow White & The Huntsman” and “The Avengers”
Adam Sandler, “That’s My Boy”
Will Smith, “Men In Black 3”

Choice Summer Movie Star: Female
Scarlett Johansson, “The Avengers”
Leighton Meester, “That’s My Boy”
Kristen Stewart, “Snow White & The Huntsman”
Emma Stone, “The Amazing Spider-Man”
Charlize Theron, “Snow White & The Huntsman” and “Prometheus”

Choice Summer Song
“All Around the World,” Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris
“Call Me Maybe,” Carly Rae Jepsen
“Give Your Heart a Break,” Demi Lovato
“Glad You Came,” The Wanted
“Scream,” Usher

Choice Love Song
“Die In Your Arms,” Justin Bieber
“Give Your Heart a Break,” Demi Lovato
“Home,” Phillip Phillips
“I Won’t Give Up,” Jason Mraz
“What Makes You Beautiful,” One Direction

Choice Break-Up Song
“Climax,” Usher
“Payphone,” Maroon 5 featuring Wiz Khalifa
“Somebody That I Used to Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra
“Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You),” Kelly Clarkson
“Wide Awake,” Katy Perry

Choice Summer Music Star: Female
Carly Rae Jepsen
Jennifer Lopez
Demi Lovato
Katy Perry
Rihanna

Choice Summer Music Star: Male
Justin Bieber
Flo Rida
David Guetta
Pitbull
Usher

Choice Summer Music Star: Group
Coldplay
Gym Class Heroes
Maroon 5
One Direction
The Wanted

Choice Music: Breakout Artist
Ellie Goulding
Gotye
Carly Rae Jepsen
Kimbra
Phillip Phillips

Choice Music: Breakout Group
Eli Young Band
fun.
Karmin
One Direction
The Wanted

The 2012 Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards nominees were announced earlier today and all we have to say is, ‘Holy long list of potential winners Batman!’  Oh, and these 55 categories are apparently only the first wave of nominees – host Will Smith is going to be in for a looong evening!  You can log on to Nickelodeon.com to cast your vote today and everyday until the award show airs live on FOX, July 22 at 8 p.m.

Here are the 2012 Teen Choice Awards nominees (Our picks are in BOLD…)

MOVIES

Movie: Action
“Abduction”
“Act of Valor”
“Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
“Red Tails”
“Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”

Movie Actor: Action
Tom Cruise, “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
Robert Downey, Jr., “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”
Tom Hardy, “Warrior”
Taylor Lautner, “Abduction”
Logan Lerman, “The Three Musketeers”

Movie Actress: Action
Salma Hayek, “Puss in Boots”
Milla Jovovich, “The Three Musketeers”
Paula Patton, “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
Noomi Rapace, “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”
Zoe Saldana, “Colombiana”

Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
“The Avengers”
“The Hunger Games”
“Mirror Mirror”
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
“Wrath of the Titans”

Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Robert Downey, Jr., “The Avengers”
Chris Hemsworth, “The Avengers”
Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games” and “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Lily Collins, “Mirror Mirror”
Vanessa Hudgens, “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”
Scarlett Johansson, “The Avengers”
Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Movie: Drama
“Drive”
“The Help”
“The Lucky One”
“The Vow”
“We Bought a Zoo”

Movie Actor: Drama
Matt Damon, “We Bought a Zoo”
Zac Efron, “The Lucky One”
Ryan Gosling, “Drive”
Channing Tatum, “The Vow”
Justin Timberlake, “In Time”

Movie Actress: Drama
Sandra Bullock, “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Scarlett Johansson, “We Bought a Zoo”
Rachel McAdams, “The Vow”
Emma Stone, “The Help”

Movie: Comedy
“21 Jump Street”
“American Reunion”
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
“The Muppets”
“What to Expect When You’re Expecting”

Movie Actor: Comedy
Jason Biggs, “American Reunion”
Ryan Gosling, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Jonah Hill, “21 Jump Street”
Chris Rock, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Channing Tatum, “21 Jump Street”

Movie Actress: Comedy
Cameron Diaz, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Alyson Hannigan, “American Reunion”
Jennifer Lopez, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Emma Stone, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Reese Witherspoon, “This Means War”

TELEVISION

TV Show: Drama
“Bones”
“Gossip Girl”
“Pretty Little Liars”
“Revenge”
“Touch”

TV Actor: Drama
Penn Badgley, “Gossip Girl”
David Boreanaz, “Bones”
Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars”
Kiefer Sutherland, “Touch”
Ed Westwick, “Gossip Girl

TV Actress: Drama
Emily Deschanel, “Bones”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Ringer”
Lucy Hale, “Pretty Little Liars”
Leighton Meester, “Gossip Girl”
Emily VanCamp, “Revenge”

TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
“Fringe”
“Once Upon a Time”
“Supernatural”
“True Blood”
“The Vampire Diaries”

TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Jensen Ackles, “Supernatural”
Joshua Jackson, “Fringe”
Jared Padalecki, “Supernatural”
Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries”
Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”

TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”
Ginnifer Goodwin, “Once Upon a Time”
Kat Graham, “The Vampire Diaries”
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Anna Torv, “Fringe”

TV Show: Action
“Chuck”
“CSI: Miami”
“Hawaii Five-O”
“NCIS: Los Angeles”
“Nikita”

TV Actor: Action
LL Cool J, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Daniel Dae Kim, “Hawaii Five-O”
Zachary Levi, “Chuck”
Adam Rodriguez, “CSI: Miami”
Shane West, “Nikita”

TV Actress: Action
Lyndsy Fonseca, “Nikita”
Linda Hunt, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Grace Park, “Hawaii Five-O”
Maggie Q, “Nikita”
Yvonne Strahovski, “Chuck”

TV Show: Comedy
“2 Broke Girls”
“The Big Bang Theory”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“New Girl”

TV Actor: Comedy
Ty Burrell, “Modern Family”
Chris Colfer, “Glee”
Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”
Ashton Kutcher, “Two And a Half Men”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

TV Actress: Comedy
Miranda Cosgrove, “iCarly”
Kaley Cuoco, “The Big Bang Theory”
Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
Lea Michele, “Glee”
Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

TV: Animated Show
“Beavis and Butt-head”
“Bob’s Burgers”
“Family Guy”
“Robot Chicken”
“The Simpsons”

TV: Male Personality
Nick Cannon, “America’s Got Talent”
Simon Cowell, “The X Factor”
Cee Lo Green, “The Voice”
Gordon Ramsay, “Hell’s Kitchen”
Steven Tyler, “American Idol”

TV: Female Personality
Christina Aguilera, “The Voice”
Tyra Banks, “America’s Next Top Model”
Carrie Ann Inaba, “Dancing With The Stars”
Jennifer Lopez, “American Idol”
Jessica Simpson, “Fashion Star”

TV: Reality Competition Show
“American Idol”
“America’s Next Top Model”
“Survivor: One World”
“The Voice”
“The X Factor”

TV: Reality Show
“Dance Moms”
“Jersey Shore”
“Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
“Punk’d”
“Tia & Tamera”

TV: Male Reality Star
Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, “Jersey Shore” and “The Pauly D Project”
Rob Dyrdek, “Fantasy Factory” and “Ridiculousness”
William Levy, “Dancing With The Stars”
Scotty McCreery, “American Idol”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, “Jersey Shore”

TV: Female Reality Star
Lauren Alaina, “American Idol”
Melanie Amaro, “The X Factor”
The Kardashians, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
Tia & Tamera Mowry, “Tia & Tamera”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, “Jersey Shore”

MUSIC

Male Artist
Justin Bieber
Drake
Bruno Mars
Pitbull
Blake Shelton

Female Artist
Adele
Jennifer Lopez
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Taylor Swift

Music Group
Selena Gomez & The Scene
Gym Class Heroes
Lady Antebellum
LMFAO
The Wanted

R&B/Hip-Hop Artist
Beyonce
Flo Rida
Nicki Minaj
Pitbull
Kanye West

Rock Group
The Black Keys
Foo Fighters
Foster The People
fun.
Linkin Park

Rock Song
“Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys
“Paradise,” Coldplay
“Pumped Up Kicks,” Foster The People
“We Are Young,” fun. featuring Janelle Monáe
“Somebody That I Used To Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra

Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist
DeadMau5
David Guetta
Calvin Harris
Kaskade
Skrillex

Single by a Group
“We Are Young,” fun. featuring Janelle Monáe
“Hit The Lights,” Selena Gomez & The Scene
“Ass Back Home,” Gym Class Heroes featuring Neon Hitch
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock
“Moves Like Jagger,” Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera

Single by a Female Artist
“Set Fire to the Rain,” Adele
“Stronger,” Kelly Clarkson
“Dance Again,” Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull
“Part of Me,” Katy Perry
“Eyes Open,” Taylor Swift

Single by a Male Artist
“Boyfriend,” Justin Bieber
“Take Care,” Drake featuring Rihanna
“Good Feeling,” Flo Rida
“It Will Rain,” Bruno Mars
“Give Me Everything (Tonight),” Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, AfroJack & Nayer

Male Country Artist
Jason Aldean
Luke Bryan
Hunter Hayes
Scotty McCreery
Blake Shelton

Female Country Artist
Lauren Alaina
Miranda Lambert
Kellie Pickler
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood

R&B/Hip-Hop Song
“Love on Top,” Beyonce
“Take Care,” Drake featuring Rihanna
“Wild Ones,” Flo Rida featuring Sia
“Without You,” David Guetta featuring Usher
“Starships,” Nicki Minaj

Country Song
“Tattoos on This Town,” Jason Aldean
“Crazy Girl,” Eli Young Band
“Storm Warning,” Hunter Hayes
“God Gave Me You,” Blake Shelton
“Sparks Fly,” Taylor Swift

Country Group
The Band Perry
Eli Young Band
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts
Thompson Square

FASHION

Fashion Icon: Female
Miley Cyrus
Zooey Deschanel
Jennifer Lopez
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry

Fashion Icon: Male
Justin Bieber
Chris Colfer
Cee Lo Green
Justin Timberlake
will.i.am

Female Hottie
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Kate Upton

Male Hottie
Justin Bieber
Ryan Gosling
Liam Hemsworth
Robert Pattinson
Ian Somerhalder

SPORTS

Female Athlete
Kelly Clark (Snowboarding)
Maria Sharapova (Tennis)
Hope Solo (Soccer)
Lindsey Vonn (Skiing)
Serena Williams (Tennis)

Male Athlete
David Beckham (Soccer)
Kobe Bryant (Basketball)
Albert Pujols (Baseball)
Tim Tebow (Football)
Shaun White (Snowboarding/Skateboarding/Surfing)

OTHER

Book
“The Hunger Games” trilogy, Suzanne Collins
“The Giver,” Lois Lowry
“The Twilight Saga,” Stephenie Meyer
“Divergent” trilogy, Veronica Roth
“The Lucky One,” Nicholas Sparks

Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres
Jimmy Fallon
Andy Samberg
Daniel Tosh
Kristen Wiig

Twit
Justin Bieber
Miley Cyrus
Jimmy Fallon
Demi Lovato
Ryan Seacrest

Two and Half Men star Ashton Kutcher was caught getting down and flirty with Glee sensation Lea Michele on the red carpet for the premiere of their new movie New Years Eve (or as I like to call it, Valentine’s Day: Part II).

Kutcher, 33, who recently split from wife Demi Moore 49, certainly didn’t look to be grieving the end of his six-year marriage as he cozied up with Michele and flaunted their obvious chemistry front of cameras Monday night.  Maybe he’s ready to get back into the dating game with someone a little closer to his own age – Michele’s is 25.

For her part, Michele looked stunning in a nude, low-cut halter gown and Neil Lane accessories and Christian Louboutin sandals.  Can’t hate a girl for flaunting what she’s got!

It’s official.  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are divorcing – and yes, it’s because of his affair with Sarah Leal earlier this year, while the couple was “on a break”.

Moore released an official statement saying she is ending her marriage,

…With great sadness and a heavy heart… As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.

The Two and a Half Men star took to his Twitter to speak out about the ending of his six-year marriage.

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.

Do you think Bruce will take her back