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Please tell us its HER!  No?  Ugh.  Barf.

According to an interview Jennifer Lawrence gave before accepting her Academy Award Sunday night, she has no intention of dating her Silver Linings Playbook costar Bradley Cooper.

My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either [The Hunger Games: Catching Fire's] Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley Cooper because I love Sam’s fiancee [actress LauraHaddock] so much… Sam is so sweet. So sweet that he’s almost not hot anymore.

So what about Bradley!?!?!?

Apparently the 22-year-old, Kentucky-born is only interested in playing matchmaker for the annoyingly handsome Cooper.

I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up… I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.

Hey, um, Jen?  We’ve been saying for a loooong time now that we really want to be your BBF, so we kind of feel like this would be a primo time to really solidify our friendship!

Oh, and feel free to snag a quick pic for Bradley during our next coffee date

After nabbing the Oscar for Best Actress for her work in Silver Linings Playbook, 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence will undoubtedly have admirers coming out of the woodwork – or should we say, Cuckoo’s Nest?

Wow.  Is that joke just waaay too old to be funny?  Well hey, at least it was better than a lot of the duds Oscar host Seth McFarlane tried on Sunday night!  Just kidding – we love you Seth!

While doing a post-Oscar interview with Good Morning America, JLaw was interrupted by one of her newest admirers, Hollywood film legend Jack Nicholson!

After telling Lawrence how much he loved her in SLP, Nicholson candidly added that she looked “like an old girlfriend”.  Take our word for it, you want to check out the video below for Jennifer’s hilarious response!  There is just nothing we don’t l-o-v-e about this chick!

Who cares if she fell up the stairs at the Oscars?  She made a Father of the Bride joke while wearing Dior couture and that’s ALWAYS a win in our book.

According to reports Silver Linings Playbook costars Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper have committed to work together on another film with their SLP director David O.

Can we get an AMEN!?

The untitled film, which was previously known as American Bullsh*t, centers on FBI sting operation Abscam and is set in the 1970s.  Abscam was set up by a con artist and led to the criminal conviction of a US senator and five members of the House of Representatives.

Sounds like a real knee-slapper…

Sources have revealed that Jennifer will play the wife of Christian Bale and while there is no word on how Bradley will be involved, rumor has it that Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams, and Louis CK have also signed on to be in the film.

With this cross-section of Hollywood humanity, there’s no way this movie isn’t going to be amazing!  We can’t wait!

Now that he’s back on the market after his breakup with Zoe Saldana, Hollywood hottie Bradley Cooper is fighting off new GF rumors left and right!

He’s already denied hooking up with his Silver Linings Playbook costar Jennifer Lawrence and now the Coopster is fighting rumors of a fling with the also newly single Taylor Swift.

According to sources, Bradley had to thwart the country sweetheart’s advances because of his loyalty to his former costar,

It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.

Buuuuut since this “source” came forward, Bradley himself set the record straight when he told Extra that the rumors are,

Crazy, never met her, that’s not even true at all… That’s completely made up.

That’s what they all say Bradley, old boy.  We’ll be keeping an eye out for a nasty one-night-stand tune about you in the near future

We’ve spent the last several months being wildly jealous of how close Jennifer Lawrence got with Bradley Cooper while filming Silver Linings Playbook, but now we think all those hours spent pining away for the hunky actor may have been in vain!

Well okay, we always sort of knew they were in vain anyway, but still!

During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres show this week, People Magazine’s former “Sexiest Man Alive” announced that he has not two, not three, not four, but FIVE nipples!

You can’t make this kind of sh*t up!?  Well, actually, you can… with the right makeup artist, that is.

Check out Bradleys UDDERLY shocking revelation below… (See what we did there!?!)

Move over other Brad!  Bradley Cooper is this year’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Bet you’re reconsidering that breakup now, eh J.Lo?

Cooper, who made box office bank this year with The Hangover II and landed a juicy role starring in John Milton’s Paradise Lost, is still a modest fellow when it comes to his smoldering looks.  His first thought when he heard he was People’s choice for Sexiest Man Alive?

My mother is going to be so happy… I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title].

The issue hits stands each Friday and will feature Hollywood hunks, Ryan Gosling (yes, please!), Idris Elba, Justin Theroux, Chris Evans, Tim McGraw, Josh Charles, Joel McHale and Alec Baldwin (love him) among others.

Who gets your vote for Sexiest Man Alive??  Tweet us your answers @Gossipteens!