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After dropping some serious poundage, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says she’s insulted by accusations that she’s expecting. Expecting a baby – c’mon you guys!

The pint-sized MTV star went on record earlier today during the Opie & Anthony radio show, to discredit any rumors that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle  are starting a family yet.  Although Snooks says that she does want to be a mother one day, but she’s not ready quite yet.

I think we can all agree that that’s probably a good idea.

During her interview on the syndicated radio program, Snooki said that the pregnancy allegations made by a certain media outlet made her feel just like the bullies who terrorized her in high school.

I’m sorry, but I am just sooo sick of people using “bullying” as an excuse for everything.  It’s one thing if it’s true, but every article I’ve ever read about Snooki has claimed that she was a popular cheerleader in high school.  Not a victim of bullying.  When people throw around terms like “bullying” it discredits the actual victims and makes light of a real issue.

Snooki – I’m sorry you feel like people were calling you fat, but let’s not make a mountain out of a baby bump here.

Sorry – couldn’t help it

Ummm… Is anyone else like, totally surprised at how good she looks?

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took to her Twitter account today to show off her new “au natural” look to her bajillion followers saying,

No make up day and IDC

I cannot get over how much better this chick looks without eight cubic inches of Mac products slathered on her face.  It’s almost like she’s human.

Almost.

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Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi shared that she has finally reached her weightless goal, via Twitter this morning, announcing,

So happy I’m at my goal weight I was when I was in high school… Feeling fit is amazing and can’t wait to tone up hardcore.

So what was the magic number for the teensy-weensy guidette?  98 lbs!

Are you kidding me?  Now, I’m no BMI expert, but that seems a tad on the small side for a 24-year-old woman with a serious drinking problem.

But I suppose props are due to you Snooki for getting back into shape, but let’s not forget that you’re a role model for young girls and promoting a healthy body image is one of the most important things…  Wait a minute!  Did I say role model?  For a second there I forgot who I was talking to!

Let the countdown begin!

MTV has finally released their first official trailer for Season 5 of The Jersey Shore!  Season 5 of the breakout reality hit will feature the cast getting back to their roots in Seaside Heights, New Jersey after a full season abroad in Italy – and apparently Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and the rest of the gang couldn’t be happier to be getting their GTL on again back in the states.

Season 5 of The Jersey Shore premieres January 5th on MTV – who’s watchin’!?

If you guessed Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, you’re right!

The 4’9″ Guidette mastered the art of the underpant-less cartwheel as a member of the Marlboro, NY High School cheerleading squad and according to a source close to the reality TV star, her drama-inducing ways started long before her stint on The Jersey Shore.

Nicole was a crazy, high energy girl… She was a free spirit, always the life of the party.  She was also a classic Mean Girl, catty and starting drama…. Nicole stood out.  There was something about her.  She was always taking pictures and videos of herself.  She always wanted to be famous, and she knew she would be.  She’d tell us, ‘one day you’ll see me in Hollywood’.”

Sure sounds like the Snooki we’ve all come to know and love!

Bitten by the high school nostalgia bug that so often accompanies football season, The Princess of Poughkeepsie recently joined forces with In Touch Weekly to relive her glory days, one herkie at a time.  The pint-sized flyer did a full spread (no pun intended) of Jersey Shore-style cheerleading photos for the magazine, which is on stands now.

Gimme an “S”!  Gimme an “N”!  Gimme an “O”!  Gimme another “O”!  Gimme an- Oh, just forget it.

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