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Former party girl Lindsay Lohan is up in arms today, after reports surfaced that she was boozing it up doing an SAG Awards after party.  The 25-year-old conceded that she was at the late night gala at the Chateau Marmot on Sunday night, but she was not, I repeat not drinking.

According to Lindsay, she was sitting with pal Alan Cummings the whole night and only drank water.  Apparently LiLo is already looking into her legal options regarding filing suit against the media outlets who reported the story.

Can you blame her?  This gal just logged countless hours doing community service at the L.A. County morgue!  Do you think she wants to go back there?

In all honesty, we’d be pissed too if we were in Lindsay’s shoes – but hey, that’s Hollywood babe!

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Am I the only one who thinks that restraining orders seem like the absolute lamest form of protection on the planet?

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan’s stalker Lonnie Short was taken into police custody after he showed up at the actress’ front door and refused to leave the property until she spoke to him.

Yeah, a legal document is definitely going to be all this guy needs to reign in his crazy.

Short was sentenced to eight days in jail, placed on probation for 24 months and told to stay at least 100 yards away from Ms. Lohan at all times.   So, “legally” speaking, he can set up camp in a lawn chair a football field away from Lindsay’s Venince, CA home?

Sounds like a total win-win.

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan, may not be so troubled anymore.

According to sources, the 25-year-old has turned down several offers to host high profile New Year’s Eve bashes because she’s trying to stay focused on her sobriety and tone down her party-girl image – a decision that could cost the actress up to six-figures!

Here’s to a clean and sober LiLo in 2012!

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While partying it up in Hawaii over the weekend with little sister Ali, Playboy cover girl Lindsay Lohan was robbed of over $10,000!

According to sources, the troubled starlet was freaking out Saturday night when she returned to her car to find her $5,000 Chanel purse and a huge chunk of change missing.  Apparently, Lohan, who was allegedly sober at the time, was more concerned about having to deal with the police regarding the robbery than she was about the missing moolah.

I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.

Understandable.  LiLo has been a model parolee of late and it sure would be a shame for her to take a step in the wrong direction.

The purse (and court documents, which state that Lindsay is allowed to travel) were eventually returned, however the $10,000 in cash is still at large.

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Ali Lohan stepped out with big sister Lindsey on the Hawaiian island of Oahu earlier this week, looking surprisingly gaunt… even for a Lohan.

The sisters were in town to check out the Pipeline Masters surfing competition and to escape the crazy publicity surrounding the leak of photos from LiLo’s recent Playboy spread.  Ali, who turns 18 later this months now prefers to go by her full name of Aliana, stunned fans with her super-thin, bare mid-drift and uber-short jean shorts, as she strutted her stuff along the beaches of Oahu.  This comes only days after photos snapped pictures of a  frightenly waif-like, pale Aliana getting out of a black SUV in LA.

Looks like there might be a tough road ahead for the littlest Lohan.  Do you think she’s going to follow in big sister’s footsteps?

Did she or didn’t she?

Ali, excuse me, Aliana Lohan has been the object of tabloid fodder of late, due to her startling different look for winter 2011 – and we’re not taking fashion here people.  The 17-year-old, who recently penned a deal with Next Model Management, is rumored to have undergone major plastic surgeries on her money-maker, including rhinoplasty, cheek implants, and lip augmentation.

New York City plastic surgeon Dr. Jon Turk broke down the changes in Ali’s mug:

The most striking changes are the nose and chin.  It appears that she has had a rhinoplasty and chin implant, giving her a narrower and more defined nose as well as a stronger jawline.

There is also evidence of cheek augmentation, either with implants or fillers. The brow has been elevated either surgically or with Botox.

I agree with the good doctor, but Ms. Lohan is whistling a different tune and says she was “cracking up” over the surgery rumors.

…Like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do…

So, you’re using Dina Lohan’s parentally judgement as proof of whether or not you had surgery?  Yeah… you may want to rethink that.

After being granted a leave of absence from performing community service at the LA Coroner’s Office to shoot a spread in Playboy Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is finally back at work and has apparently hit the ground running!

According to sources, LiLo has already finished 10 of the 12 shifts she’s required to complete before December 14th and is trying to get a jump on the hours she must finish prior to her second status hearing.

I know, I’m as shocked as you are.

Insiders report that not only is Lindsay showing up, but she’s actually doing a good job.

Whaaaaaat!?

LA law enforcement says that she’s been “polite, hard-working and never complains about the work,” which is a lot more than they could’ve said about her a few short months ago, when she couldn’t even find the entrance to the joint.

Glad to see that our girl is making some steps in the right direction!

Lindsay Lohan reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night to begin her 30-day jail sentence and whaddaya know – she only had to stay for four and a half hours.

As GossipTeen previously reported, Lohan’s “abbreviated” sentence was credited to overcrowding issues in California prisons.

I wonder if she even had time to slip into her prison-issued orange jumpsuit…

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner earlier today, but sources close to the courtroom say that Lohan will most likely be out of the slammer in a matter of minutes due to overcrowding issues.

Oh right, and she doesn’t have to report to prison until she’s done with her Playboy spread – just in case you were worried about her having enough time to complete that.

Lohan was also put on an extremely rigid probation schedule that details exactly how she must complete the rest of her court mandated community service and therapy.

By December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions…

If she fails to follow the court’s orders and complete all her probation requirements by March 29th, she will be forced to spend an additional 270 days in jail.

Yeah right.

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Playboy’s newest pinup girl, Lindsay Lohan, attended a shin dig at Hugh Hefner’s mansion last night to celebrate the Halloween weekend.

LiLo showed up dressed as a french maid (we’re sure glad Nicki Minaj wasn’t in attendance…) and partied the night away with, among other celebs, Hugh Hefner’s brother.  And yes, he’s also really old and really gross.

Ironically, this weekend was the first time in a while that Lindsay has not been surrounded by corpses.

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