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New mommy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may have her hands full with her brand new little bundle of joy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but that doesn’t mean the Jersey Shore star doesn’t have time to update her 5 million Twitter followers on all-things motherhood!

This morning the 24-year-old reality star Tweeted,

I’m legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean…

You may remember a while back Snooki caught a lot of flack for joking during an interview that she would not be changing any of her son’s poopy diapers – well, we’re glad to see that now, Snook’s whistling a different tune!

While her high-profile pregnancy was definitely subject to tons of scrutiny, we think it’s great that the pint-sized reality star is taking to motherhood like a Jersey Shore cast member takes to GTL-ing.  Which for those of you who don’t know – is really well.

Post birth isn’t so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS.

Keep up the great work Snooki – we’re proud of you!

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to her son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, her first child with fiancé, Jionni LaValle, shortly before 3AM.

Weighing in at 6-pound, 5-oz., little Lorenzo is doing just fine and has already stolen his pint-sized mommy’s heart.  The MTV star took to her Twitter this morning to announce the birth of her son to her millions fans, who were all anxiously awaiting the news with bated breath.

I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ❤

A rep for the couple also made a public statement regarding “Enzo’s” arrival:

The world just got another Guido!!!… Nicole, Jionni and Enzo are doing great!

A few of Snooki’s Jersey Shore castmates also took to the Twitterverse to voice their support for their former partner in crime.

@DJPaulyD – Congrats @Snooki and @JLaValle !!!! I’m Officially Uncle Pauly !!! #MyMeatballHadAMeatball

@MTVRonnie - Congratulations to @Snooki !!! Luv ya baby sis! Remember breathe and push!!

Congrats Snooki and Jionni!  We can’t wait to see baby Enzo’s first fist pump!

Although many things for Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi are changing (i.e. pregnancy, engagement, not living in a house full of drunken idiots for the first time in like – ever…), her loose-lipped ways are not one of them!

During a recent sit-down on Good Morning America, the pint-sized reality super star revealed what she and fiancé Jionni LaValle are planning on naming their baby boy (due this fall).

I think we’re going to do ‘Lorenzo‘… Because then you can call him ‘Enzo.’

We don’t really have a joke for this one.  You don’t mess around with a mama bear about what she wants to name her cub – er- cubs.  That’s right ladies and gents, Snooki and Jionni want LOTSA babies!

Being adopted and the only child, I want my kids to have brothers and sisters to hang out with… three more kids…I was lonely.

With regards to the fact that she isn’t living in the “Shore House” and partying with the rest of the MTV cast, 24-year-old Snooki had this to say,

Pregnant people shouldn’t be in a bar, I feel… All my friends are like, ‘You can have a glass of wine.’ I’m like, ‘No.’ I refuse because I’m going to be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs… I just don’t like to be around people that drink because then I’ll be like, ‘Cool, I miss it,’

What a mature and rational response!  Are we sure this was Snooki on the GMA couch and not some super tan imposter!?

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The cast of MTV’s The Jersey Shore is back and they’re bigger than ever (well, at least Snooki is anyway…)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Deena Nicole Cortese, Vinny Guadagnino, Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro were all spotted back in Seaside Heights, NJ this week to begin filming for the sixth, and most likely final, season of their hit reality show.

According to witnesses, despite the heat, the entire cast spent hours unloading their cars and moving into the shore house.  Pretty down to earth for a cast of characters like this one!

While she was present for the filming of the move-in process, Snooki, who is six months pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, will be residing in a residence nearby to avoid all the drinking and partying that is sure to ensue.

Let’s go to the Jersey Shore B*tch!

We never thought we’d see the day that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi would willingly leave the Jersey Shore house in Seaside, New Jersey…

According to sources, Snooki is taking her pregnancy seriously, and although she’s not quitting the hit MTV reality show altogether, she is moving out of the shore house and into an alternate location nearby – sans roommates.

So, what exactly are we to expect from a season of The Jersey Shore with only one of the meatballs in full force?  Our expectations are not high.

We’re far more excited for Snooki’s spinoff, where she attempts to tackle motherhood – in leopard print heels.  Now that’s reality TV!

The 2012 Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards nominees were announced earlier today and all we have to say is, ‘Holy long list of potential winners Batman!’  Oh, and these 55 categories are apparently only the first wave of nominees – host Will Smith is going to be in for a looong evening!  You can log on to Nickelodeon.com to cast your vote today and everyday until the award show airs live on FOX, July 22 at 8 p.m.

Here are the 2012 Teen Choice Awards nominees (Our picks are in BOLD…)

MOVIES

Movie: Action
“Abduction”
“Act of Valor”
“Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
“Red Tails”
“Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”

Movie Actor: Action
Tom Cruise, “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
Robert Downey, Jr., “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”
Tom Hardy, “Warrior”
Taylor Lautner, “Abduction”
Logan Lerman, “The Three Musketeers”

Movie Actress: Action
Salma Hayek, “Puss in Boots”
Milla Jovovich, “The Three Musketeers”
Paula Patton, “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol”
Noomi Rapace, “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”
Zoe Saldana, “Colombiana”

Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
“The Avengers”
“The Hunger Games”
“Mirror Mirror”
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
“Wrath of the Titans”

Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Robert Downey, Jr., “The Avengers”
Chris Hemsworth, “The Avengers”
Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games” and “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Lily Collins, “Mirror Mirror”
Vanessa Hudgens, “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”
Scarlett Johansson, “The Avengers”
Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Movie: Drama
“Drive”
“The Help”
“The Lucky One”
“The Vow”
“We Bought a Zoo”

Movie Actor: Drama
Matt Damon, “We Bought a Zoo”
Zac Efron, “The Lucky One”
Ryan Gosling, “Drive”
Channing Tatum, “The Vow”
Justin Timberlake, “In Time”

Movie Actress: Drama
Sandra Bullock, “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Scarlett Johansson, “We Bought a Zoo”
Rachel McAdams, “The Vow”
Emma Stone, “The Help”

Movie: Comedy
“21 Jump Street”
“American Reunion”
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
“The Muppets”
“What to Expect When You’re Expecting”

Movie Actor: Comedy
Jason Biggs, “American Reunion”
Ryan Gosling, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Jonah Hill, “21 Jump Street”
Chris Rock, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Channing Tatum, “21 Jump Street”

Movie Actress: Comedy
Cameron Diaz, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Alyson Hannigan, “American Reunion”
Jennifer Lopez, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Emma Stone, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.”
Reese Witherspoon, “This Means War”

TELEVISION

TV Show: Drama
“Bones”
“Gossip Girl”
“Pretty Little Liars”
“Revenge”
“Touch”

TV Actor: Drama
Penn Badgley, “Gossip Girl”
David Boreanaz, “Bones”
Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars”
Kiefer Sutherland, “Touch”
Ed Westwick, “Gossip Girl

TV Actress: Drama
Emily Deschanel, “Bones”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Ringer”
Lucy Hale, “Pretty Little Liars”
Leighton Meester, “Gossip Girl”
Emily VanCamp, “Revenge”

TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
“Fringe”
“Once Upon a Time”
“Supernatural”
“True Blood”
“The Vampire Diaries”

TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Jensen Ackles, “Supernatural”
Joshua Jackson, “Fringe”
Jared Padalecki, “Supernatural”
Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries”
Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”

TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”
Ginnifer Goodwin, “Once Upon a Time”
Kat Graham, “The Vampire Diaries”
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Anna Torv, “Fringe”

TV Show: Action
“Chuck”
“CSI: Miami”
“Hawaii Five-O”
“NCIS: Los Angeles”
“Nikita”

TV Actor: Action
LL Cool J, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Daniel Dae Kim, “Hawaii Five-O”
Zachary Levi, “Chuck”
Adam Rodriguez, “CSI: Miami”
Shane West, “Nikita”

TV Actress: Action
Lyndsy Fonseca, “Nikita”
Linda Hunt, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Grace Park, “Hawaii Five-O”
Maggie Q, “Nikita”
Yvonne Strahovski, “Chuck”

TV Show: Comedy
“2 Broke Girls”
“The Big Bang Theory”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“New Girl”

TV Actor: Comedy
Ty Burrell, “Modern Family”
Chris Colfer, “Glee”
Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”
Ashton Kutcher, “Two And a Half Men”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

TV Actress: Comedy
Miranda Cosgrove, “iCarly”
Kaley Cuoco, “The Big Bang Theory”
Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
Lea Michele, “Glee”
Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

TV: Animated Show
“Beavis and Butt-head”
“Bob’s Burgers”
“Family Guy”
“Robot Chicken”
“The Simpsons”

TV: Male Personality
Nick Cannon, “America’s Got Talent”
Simon Cowell, “The X Factor”
Cee Lo Green, “The Voice”
Gordon Ramsay, “Hell’s Kitchen”
Steven Tyler, “American Idol”

TV: Female Personality
Christina Aguilera, “The Voice”
Tyra Banks, “America’s Next Top Model”
Carrie Ann Inaba, “Dancing With The Stars”
Jennifer Lopez, “American Idol”
Jessica Simpson, “Fashion Star”

TV: Reality Competition Show
“American Idol”
“America’s Next Top Model”
“Survivor: One World”
“The Voice”
“The X Factor”

TV: Reality Show
“Dance Moms”
“Jersey Shore”
“Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
“Punk’d”
“Tia & Tamera”

TV: Male Reality Star
Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, “Jersey Shore” and “The Pauly D Project”
Rob Dyrdek, “Fantasy Factory” and “Ridiculousness”
William Levy, “Dancing With The Stars”
Scotty McCreery, “American Idol”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, “Jersey Shore”

TV: Female Reality Star
Lauren Alaina, “American Idol”
Melanie Amaro, “The X Factor”
The Kardashians, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
Tia & Tamera Mowry, “Tia & Tamera”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, “Jersey Shore”

MUSIC

Male Artist
Justin Bieber
Drake
Bruno Mars
Pitbull
Blake Shelton

Female Artist
Adele
Jennifer Lopez
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Taylor Swift

Music Group
Selena Gomez & The Scene
Gym Class Heroes
Lady Antebellum
LMFAO
The Wanted

R&B/Hip-Hop Artist
Beyonce
Flo Rida
Nicki Minaj
Pitbull
Kanye West

Rock Group
The Black Keys
Foo Fighters
Foster The People
fun.
Linkin Park

Rock Song
“Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys
“Paradise,” Coldplay
“Pumped Up Kicks,” Foster The People
“We Are Young,” fun. featuring Janelle Monáe
“Somebody That I Used To Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra

Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist
DeadMau5
David Guetta
Calvin Harris
Kaskade
Skrillex

Single by a Group
“We Are Young,” fun. featuring Janelle Monáe
“Hit The Lights,” Selena Gomez & The Scene
“Ass Back Home,” Gym Class Heroes featuring Neon Hitch
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock
“Moves Like Jagger,” Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera

Single by a Female Artist
“Set Fire to the Rain,” Adele
“Stronger,” Kelly Clarkson
“Dance Again,” Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull
“Part of Me,” Katy Perry
“Eyes Open,” Taylor Swift

Single by a Male Artist
“Boyfriend,” Justin Bieber
“Take Care,” Drake featuring Rihanna
“Good Feeling,” Flo Rida
“It Will Rain,” Bruno Mars
“Give Me Everything (Tonight),” Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, AfroJack & Nayer

Male Country Artist
Jason Aldean
Luke Bryan
Hunter Hayes
Scotty McCreery
Blake Shelton

Female Country Artist
Lauren Alaina
Miranda Lambert
Kellie Pickler
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood

R&B/Hip-Hop Song
“Love on Top,” Beyonce
“Take Care,” Drake featuring Rihanna
“Wild Ones,” Flo Rida featuring Sia
“Without You,” David Guetta featuring Usher
“Starships,” Nicki Minaj

Country Song
“Tattoos on This Town,” Jason Aldean
“Crazy Girl,” Eli Young Band
“Storm Warning,” Hunter Hayes
“God Gave Me You,” Blake Shelton
“Sparks Fly,” Taylor Swift

Country Group
The Band Perry
Eli Young Band
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts
Thompson Square

FASHION

Fashion Icon: Female
Miley Cyrus
Zooey Deschanel
Jennifer Lopez
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry

Fashion Icon: Male
Justin Bieber
Chris Colfer
Cee Lo Green
Justin Timberlake
will.i.am

Female Hottie
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Kate Upton

Male Hottie
Justin Bieber
Ryan Gosling
Liam Hemsworth
Robert Pattinson
Ian Somerhalder

SPORTS

Female Athlete
Kelly Clark (Snowboarding)
Maria Sharapova (Tennis)
Hope Solo (Soccer)
Lindsey Vonn (Skiing)
Serena Williams (Tennis)

Male Athlete
David Beckham (Soccer)
Kobe Bryant (Basketball)
Albert Pujols (Baseball)
Tim Tebow (Football)
Shaun White (Snowboarding/Skateboarding/Surfing)

OTHER

Book
“The Hunger Games” trilogy, Suzanne Collins
“The Giver,” Lois Lowry
“The Twilight Saga,” Stephenie Meyer
“Divergent” trilogy, Veronica Roth
“The Lucky One,” Nicholas Sparks

Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres
Jimmy Fallon
Andy Samberg
Daniel Tosh
Kristen Wiig

Twit
Justin Bieber
Miley Cyrus
Jimmy Fallon
Demi Lovato
Ryan Seacrest

She may be 16 weeks pregnant, but that hasn’t stopped Jersey Shore star  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi from getting down with her bad self for Spring Break 2012!

The MTV reality star stepped out in Mexico this week, with BFFs Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Caitlin Ryder and although the 24-year-old hasn’t put on much baby weight (yet) she has noticed a few other changes in her body.

My boobs are huge — like, D’s…Jionni likes them.

Nice.

While the pint-sized Guidette did drink up some serious rays south of the border, that was, in fact, all she was drinking.  Sources confirm that the newly engaged Polizzi is taking her pregnancy seriously and has already begun piking out names with fiancé Jionni Lavalle.

Jionni Jr. for a boy… We haven’t thought of girl names yet. I want something Italian and normal. Not like Blanket. Or Lamp.

Or Snooki.

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is sporting a little extra bling these days, courtesy of her now-fiancé, Jionni LaValle.  While LaValle reportedly popped the question to his 24-year-old sweetheart sometime around Valentine’s Day, this week marks the first time photogs were able to snap some shots of the sizable rock.

The reality star stepped out in New York City this week while filming for her new MTV spinoff show with Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, still looking pretty svelte, considering sources have revealed that the pint-sized star is now three months pregnant!

Last month Snooks told Good Morning America she and Jionni were headed towards settling down, but who knew it was all going to happen so fast!?

I know he’s [LaValle] the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon…

Our heads are still spinning…

Oh like you didn’t already know who we were talking about…

According to reports, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are pregnant with their first child together – which is hugely exciting for pair who’ve been going strong for nearly a year, but you kind of have to feel bad for Snooks because she did just drop like an Oompa Loompa’s worth of weight…

Althouh Snooki publicly denied pregnancy rumors last month, sources confirm that the 24-year-old is roughly “three to four months along” and simply didn’t want to talk about her little bundle of joy because “she didn’t want to jinx it”.

We suppose that’s understandable; lots of couples don’t reveal they’re expecting until after the three-month mark, but this is Snooki we’re talking about here.  We figured she would’ve wanted to capitalize of a line of baby self-tanning products by now!

We see a lot of leopard-pint onesies in this kid’s future…

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After dropping some serious poundage, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says she’s insulted by accusations that she’s expecting. Expecting a baby – c’mon you guys!

The pint-sized MTV star went on record earlier today during the Opie & Anthony radio show, to discredit any rumors that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle  are starting a family yet.  Although Snooks says that she does want to be a mother one day, but she’s not ready quite yet.

I think we can all agree that that’s probably a good idea.

During her interview on the syndicated radio program, Snooki said that the pregnancy allegations made by a certain media outlet made her feel just like the bullies who terrorized her in high school.

I’m sorry, but I am just sooo sick of people using “bullying” as an excuse for everything.  It’s one thing if it’s true, but every article I’ve ever read about Snooki has claimed that she was a popular cheerleader in high school.  Not a victim of bullying.  When people throw around terms like “bullying” it discredits the actual victims and makes light of a real issue.

Snooki – I’m sorry you feel like people were calling you fat, but let’s not make a mountain out of a baby bump here.

Sorry – couldn’t help it