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For 55 very brief hours back in 2004, princess of pop Britney Spears was married to childhood pal Jason Alexander after the two wed on a whim in – you guessed it – Las Vegas.

Now our little Brit Brit is all grown up and on to husband #3 – and although their love affair lasted only a few fleeting hours, Alexander is none too pleased about his ex moving on with her now-fiance, Jason Tarwick.  In an interview with Us Magazine, Alexander spewed venom regarding his ex’s upcoming nuptials.

I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not… I think it’s fake and I think people are afraid to say it.

If you look at all the pictures between them there is no connection… They look like they are going through the motions.  It seems like a answer to the court thing.

Sort of a nice way to sew it all up she marries her handler,” Alexander sniped. “That way she always has someone controlling her. It’s sort of sad.

Wow, bitter much?  Does this guy realize that his marriage to Britney lasted even less time than Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries?  Even by Hollywood standards, that’s barely long enough to count.

Time for this guy to build himself a bridge and GET OVER IT!

Pop superstar Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick may have something extra to celebrate this holiday season, as sources are reporting that the pair got engaged in Las Vegas last night!

And by sources, I mean Britney Spears herself, who Tweeted,

OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo

But seriously, other sources have been flapping their gums regarding all the legal hoops Jason has had to jump through in order to put a ring on his bride-to-be.  Because Brit’s father is still acting as her conservator, Jason had to first get his permission (pretty normal, right?) and then take his request before a judge (sooooo not normal).

While it may not be the traditional proposal every little girl dreams about, we’re still super excited for Britney to put down some roots and settle down with a good man.

Congrats Brit-Brit!

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