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So, to be honest.  We’ve completely lost track of how many times Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has been engaged, but we feel like it’s a lot.

The 20-year-old took to her Twitter account on Monday to announce that she and her BF of two (yes, TWO) months Courtland Rogers are officially engaged.

I said yes…

Tomorrow we are going to start planning!  OMG I’ve never been this happy in my life. It’s like a fantasy coming true.

This news comes only months after the reality star called off her engagement to ex-BF Gary Head.  Which begs the question: Why is this chick in such a rush to tie the knot?

We can only hope that this relationship is a heck of a lot healthier than her last one, or two…

According to reports, Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has reconnected with estranged ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp.

Excuse us while we feign shock and awe…

Jelley announced the news via her official Facebook page earlier today:

If you have heard or not, me and Kieffer [Delp] are OFFICIALLY dating again… We are both very happy about this decision and are both in a better place in our lives where trouble isn’t going to follow us anymore. A new leaf has turned.

A new leaf, eh?  Just like Gary Head turned over a new leaf right before you two called off your engagement?

Understandably, the on again/off again exes have received some substantial nay-saying regarding the rekindling of their romance, but it doesn’t seem like they’re going to let that stop them from doing whatever the heck they want!

Jenelle even took to her Twitter account to let the world know that she’s not going to give up on her man.

Idc what anyone thinks…[Kieffer] has changed for the better. Everyone sees it but u guys becuz u don’t see what happens everyday.

Gee, we wonder what’s going to happen next…

Wow.  Just wow.

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is back behind bars again today after being arrested for commenting an assault early Sunday morning.  Police have not yet released information regarding the target of the assault, but we’ve just got to assume it was someone involved in the Gary Head drama.

And as all this wasn’t bad enough, apparently the 20-year-old reality star was also in possession of marijuana at the time of her arrest.  

You all remember Mary Jane right?  She’s that pesky little habit that Jelley just can’t seem to kick…

This arrest marks the fourth time this year that Evans has been in a North Carolina jail cell.  She was collared back in March for stalking and twice in January for violating a restraining order and threatening an ex-roommate.

Some people just never learn…

And we’re all supposed to be surprised by this why?

Teen Mom 2 troublemaker Jenelle Evans has called off her two week long engagement for boyfriend, well, ex-boyfriend Gary Head.  The twosome apparently broke up over an all out Twitter war they had, during which Jenelle accused Gary of stealing from her.

@PBandJelley_1: So numb. Feel like throwing up.

@PBandJelley_1: Thanks to @gary_head for stealing my $300 Tiffany necklace… What marine does that ?!

@PBandJelley_1: Yupp that’s what my “fiancé” just said to me, how caring. Bawling my eyes out at the top of my lungs.

Yowza.  The two went back and forth for sometime, with Jenelle spewing some pretty harsh rumors about Gary cheating on her with castmate Chelsea Houska.  Jenelle eventually acknowledge that the two had only flirted, but held fast to her allegations of infidelity with another girl.

Yeah, maybe it was a good thing these two called it quits.  This seems like a little too much crazy for one relationship… but then again – she did date Kieffer!

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is… wait for it… ENGAGED!

The 20-year-old announced via Twitter that she and on-again/off-again boyfriend Gary Head, are getting ready to head down the altar.

I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have @gary_head in my life.

Are we the only ones who are slightly confused about this?  Wasn’t she juuust seen with Keiffer Delp like, five minutes ago?

Do you think Jelly will actually make it down the aisle or will this engagement fizzle out faster than you can say 16 & Pregnant?  Vote below!

It’s always so nice when a Teen Mom star shows us that she remembers the important things in life.  Like spending time with your son, working hard and, oh yeah, getting breast implants.

Gag.

Earlier this week, 20-year-old Jenelle Evans went under the knife to fulfill her dream of becoming a full C-cup.  If Keiffer could only see her now…

After surgery, the reality star took to her Twitter to update fans on her recovery process.

Just got my boobies finished now at home recovering ! With @What_a_sin and @What_a_sin as my nurses lol

Jenelle must’ve really been doped up on something, because she was clearly seeing double of whoever was stuck taking care of her!

No word yet as to what Jenelle’s new flame Gary Head thinks of her bodacious new bod, but knowing Jelly, it won’t be long before we find out!

Teen Mom 2 stars Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer are reportedly in talks to end their run on the MTV reality series that made them famous.

Can we be the first to say, “Thank goodness!”?

Oh, but wait, you say it’s not because they’re fed up with the spotlight, or because they think they should put their families first or because people are just downright sick of seeing them screw up their lives on national television?

It’s because – you  guessed it – they want MTV to show them the money (please forgive our late 90′s movie reference…) and lots of it!

According to sources,

Whenever the issue of spin-off shows for the cast of Teen Mom 2 comes up, Leah has been holding her hand out for more cash…She really has gotten a big head because of all the attention. A lot of people in Elk View joke that she’s like the redneck Kim Kardashian.

Ouch.  Low blow “source”.

Another sources added,

She feels certain that she deserves a raise, but there are plenty of other options out there… She will quit the show if she doesn’t get that extra money.

Other options?  Like, does she think she can get her daughters cast on Dance Moms or something?  What other options does she have?  Oh right, she could actually get a real job or go back to school or do anything that’s actually worthwhile!

Wow, sorry – we’ll climb down off our soapboxes for now… but seriously girls, get over yourselves!

I’m sorry, is she – is she – smiling???  I guess some people just never learn…

Teen Mom 2  star  Jenelle Evans was arrested yesterday for violating a domestic violence protection order and was taken into police custody in Brunswick County, N.C.   Evans was also arrested back on January 10th for making harassing phone calls to former roommate Hannah Inman.

Yup, that’s right – arrested twice in one week.

I may be totally off my rocker here, but has anyone considered the idea of actually keeping this girl in jail until she gets a clue!?

Good grief!