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Wow.  We know we’re in the business of crazy celebrity gossip, but this might just be too much – even for us.

According to reports, Joe Jonas is the latest celeb to sign on for the first season of FOX’s new dating show, The Choice, which features all the blind auditions and spinning chairs of NBC’s The Voice, only competitors are vetting for a boyfriend instead of a recording contract.

Among the laundry list of A, B, and Z-list celebrities appearing on the show are Dean Cain, Tyson Beckford (Um, really?  You’re like, one of the best looking men EVER.  You really need a game show to help you find a girlfriend?) , Taylor Hicks, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Rob Kardashian and Rob Gronkowski (of the New England Patriots).

The list goes on, but we pretty much didn’t know who any of the other “celebrities” were – nice work FOX.

Will you watch these celebrities try and find love?  We don’t think we’ve got the stomach for it.  Check out a promo for The Choice below…

Move over Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift,Camilla Belle and Ashley Greene!  There’s a new potentially Mrs. Jonas in town!

According to sources, Joe Jonas has a new lady in his life, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal.  The pair were spotted spending time together during the NBA All-Star Weekend events in Orlando late last month and again, more recently, clubbing it up at some Miami hot spots.

Although the couple is yet to confirm the relationship rumors, we can read the writing on the wall.  Joe is a serial monogamist and with big brother Kevin off the market and li’l bro Nick bouncing from gorgeous girl to gorgeous girl, this middle child is ready to settle down – provided her finds the right (super hot) girl, of course!

Don’t get too excited ladies – I’m just talking a family-style reunion, not a reunion of the boy band variety.  Sorry!

The three brothers Jonas, otherwise known as The Jonas Brothers, reunited in New York City this week to support li’l bro Nick Jonas during his run in the Broadway musical, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

Joe and Nick even took some time out for extra brotherly bonding and caught a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden.  Is it Knicks game or Knick game – you New Yorkers confuse me with your sports team vernacular…

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Joe Jonas, 1/3 of the Jonas Brothers trio, checked into L.A. Children’s Hospital yesterday for severe abdominal pain.  Apparently the 22-year-old did some pretty heavy late-night partying in Chicago over the weekend and sources are speculating that this may have been what lead to the hospitalization.

According to Joe’s camp, the singer was only in the hospital for a few hours before doctors released him.  The cause of Joe’s discomfort has not yet been determined.

I think it’s called accepting one too many drinks from your adoring female fan base.

While being hospitalized is no laughing matter, it appears as though the middle Jonas is recovering just fine and even stepped out last night with little brother Nick to grab some sushi.

Check out a video of the brothers grabbing a late night bite below…

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They’re baaaaaack!

Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas, otherwise known as The Jonas Brothers, have finally released their latest single – Dance Until Tomorrow.  After the failed solo project launched by brother Joe, the three brothers figured out what we already knew, that they are better suited as a trio, and headed back to the studio to give fans more JoBro action.

Check out the video for their newest single Dance Until Tomorrow below…

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Go JoBro, Go JoBro, Go JoBro, Go!

Joe Jonas, formerly of The Jonas Brothers (well, I guess technically he still is a Jonas brother, right?) released his debut solo record, “Fastlife” Tuesday, to mixed reviews.

While fans of the middle Jonas can’t get enough of the albums catchy, club beats, critics are whistling a different tune.

According to Chris Willman of Reuters,

Fastlife’ isn’t a terrible album, just a terribly producer-driven one, which leaves Jonas trying to fit into producer Danja’s all-electro arrangements … The album bears a few passably entertaining tracks, the best being ‘All This Time,’ which — maybe not coincidentally — is the closest thing to a rock ballad, its martial beat notwithstanding. Silliest? That’s a tie between ‘Kleptomaniac’ and ‘Love Slayer,’ which has Joe bragging, ‘I’m ’bout to shut this thing down-down-down-down-down,’ the last word getting the kind of simulated record-skipping repetition that must’ve seemed awfully original 10 years ago … Once ‘Fastlife’ fails to afford Joe the desired Timberlake-type transition, it should be time to grow the hair back out at least as long as the eyebrows and fast-track a JoBros reunion.

Brutal.

Despite being dealt some rough critiques, Joe is still incredibly proud of the project and can’t wait to perform it live for audiences while on tour with fellow pop icon, Britney Spears.

Even if I’m tired or exhausted or not feeling great, when I look out into the audience and I see those fans — that energy that they pull out of me is just hard to explain. Being on your own (without brothers Nick and Kevin) is a different thing because you put pressure on yourself to make the show great.

Have you head the new record?  What do you think?

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Joe Jonas revealed the cover art for his album Fastlife this week.

In the cover shot, Jonas is standing still, the calm center of the storm, while life is speeding past all around him. Sounds about right for a busy and in-demand artist, right?

The 22 year-old is set to open for Britney Spears‘ tour in Europe beginning in October.

Jonas will appear at the 2011 MTV VMAs tonight, August 28th.

Fastlife drops October 11th.

Joe Jonas had an early birthday celebration in Las Vegas this weekend and was clearly happy to be single.

The “See No More” singer spent Saturday at a few different Sin City hotspots including the Liquid Pool Lounge for afternoon sun, Deuce Lounge for a little blackjack and Haze Nightclub for cake and a live performance.

Jonas, who turned 22 today, had quite a bit of female attention everywhere he went on Saturday.

At Liquid, Joe and his pals hung out in a private VIP cabana but that didn’t stop girls from attempting to peek and the Jonas Brother in his swim trunks. The same was true at Duece, where the gals hung at the gambling tables

Jonas and friends ended the night at Haze with another VIP area and more girls hanging on his every word.

“Girls were pushing to get near him,” a source told People magazine. “He was definitely loving the attention.”

Joe may be having a great time this August – but his October will be even better.

Jonas releases his first solo album, FastLife, on October 11th. He then heads to overseas where he will be the opening act for Britney Spears European tour beginning October 16th.

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The hottest Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas, has finally released his debut solo single titled “See No More” in the form of an artist lyric video filmed with artist Curtis Kulig at Space 15 Twenty in Hollywood, California (watch video below).

The 21 year-old singer/actor claims he is all grown up now and his upcoming album, which is set to be release September 16th, reflects his new found maturity. You live, break girl’s hearts and you learn!

Joe said, “I wanted to be really honest with what I wrote about, whether good or bad, I think it’s a coming of age record to it has a feel you can play in the club, but also there are songs that I think are heartfelt.”

“It’s a whole new experience for me. I mean, a good experience, because I’m able to write songs that I have been wanting to write for a long time. It’s completely brand new to me,” he added.

“See No More”: love it or love it?

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Jonas Brothers’ Joe Jonas released a short teaser of his solo debut single “See No More” as an appetizer for his debut album titled “Fast Life” (watch video below). The song “See No More”, co-written by Joe and Chris Brown, will be released on June 3 and hits iTunes on June 13, 2013.

“Working on this album has been a rewarding but intense experience. ‘See No More’ especially carries a lot of personal emotions with it and I am hoping people listening to it will get a sense of where I’m coming from with this new sound,” Jonas said. “I’ve had an awesome team working with me on the music and I am excited, anxious, but more importantly… ready… to share it all with my fans. It’s as much for them as it is for me.”

Joe’s solo debut album “Fast Life” is due out on September 6, 2011. Are you ready for Joe? It won’t be easy to beat his brother, Nick Jones, who did one heck of a good job with his solo debut album “Who I Am” last year.

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