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Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher has a bone to pick with his new Punk’d cohost, Justin Bieber…

He’s trying to steal my swagger!

Um, Ashton, is that, like, even possible?

Bieber and Kutcher were both on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, to chat about Bieber joining the cast of Punk’d – Kutcher’s practical joke reality show for MTV.  Apparently, Kutcher’s totally psyched about the partnership, but secretly (or not so secretly…) thinks that The Biebs is trying to become him…

Creeeeepy.

Ashton told Kimmel that Justin recently tried to buy his house in LA and that the “pop sensation” now drives a Fisker Karma, the same car he  drives!

AND, to make matters even worse, Justin has reportedly dumped longtime girlfriend Selena Gomez for a really old lady who looks like she could be his mother!

Oh wait, no – sorry gang, that last part was just Ashton