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We make it a policy not to share too many opinions with the Kardashian family, but in this instance, we’ve got to admit  - we’re totally on their side.

During an appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Khloe Kardashian spoke out, once again, on her sister Kim’s relationship with her estranged husband Kris Humphries.

Yes, we said “estranged”.  After only 72 days of marriage, these two crazy kids STILL aren’t technically divorced!

It just needs to get over already!… He’s, in my opinion, delusional… I don’t know why he’s asking for anything? He’s fame-hungry, in my opinion. He wants money . . . I just think everything he’s doing is so — it’s just gross to me.

Although Humphries, who is alleging that his marriage to Kim was a fraud, has not officially ended his relationship with the 32-year-old reality star, Kim and baby daddy Kanye West are already prepping for a “ceremony” to celebrate their commitment to each other and their bourgeoning family.

So, how does Khloe feel about Kim taking on yet another husband?

I’ve always loved Kanye…I’ve only gone black, I got, like once you go black, you stay there so…

So there you have it folks!  Kanye gets Khloe’s seal of approval!

Bourgeoning fashionistas Kendall and Kylie Jenner may be the youngest in the Kardashian brood, but that doesn’t mean they want their older sisters telling them what ot do!

The stylish sisters have teamed up with Pacific Sunwear to launch their own line of teen fashions.  The line, which will hit stores in early next year, is inspired by Kendall and Kylie’s own wardrobes!

Everyone always talks about how much they love our style, so we took some of our favorite pieces from our closets and made them our own.

And while the girls certainly have some major high heels to fill, they did not go to big sisters Kim, Kourteny and Khloe for any advice for their new line.  According to Kylie, she and Kendall wanted to launch their line completely on their own.

We didn’t really [want] any … we wanted it to be more of a me and her thing… They all have such different style, but I love it…

Although Kendall and Kylie worked hand-in-hand to produce their line, their collaboration wasn’t exactly all smooth sailing.

There were definitely some little fights… Some pieces Kendall really liked that I didn’t like, but I think that’s what makes the line cool. People can have variety.

Kendall and Kylie’s new line hits PacSun stores in February 2013!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian made her co-hosting debut on The X Factor last night and um, well – so did one of her aureolas…

Did somebody say “nip slip”?

Although, it’s tough to call it a “slip” when the 28-year-old was wear a sheer blouse under studio lighting.  We think it would be more accurate to call it a “nip publicity stunt”.

During an off-camera moment, judge Simon Cowell took to his Twitter to comment about the reality star’s glaring high beams.

I think the air conditioning is on high tonight looking at khloe.

Typical Simon.

But the wardrobe malfunction didn’t seem to put a damper on Khloe’s excitement over her new hosting gig – after sharing the news of her boobage blunder with fans on Twitter, she posted that she couldn’t be happier about being a part of the X Factor family.

Already half way into the show – and I must say I LOVE LOVE LOVE my new job!!! #xfactor

Well that makes one of us!

Okay, we dislike the Kardashians as much as the next guy, but this totally crosses the line…

According to reports, an anonymous source called police claiming that Kendall and Kylie Jenner were being abused.  Child protective services and other authorities showed up at the Jenner home, only to discover that the claims were unfounded.

A rep for the family released the following statement:

Among the several ridiculous accusations, all of which were proven to be false, this situation cannot go without being addressed. It’s a shame that anyone can make up such hurtful and hideous untruths especially when children are involved. We are taking this matter very seriously and investigating to find out who is responsible for fabricating such a terrible story and will take the necessary legal action to ensure this does not happen again.

So far, the “source” of the rumor remains unnamed, but something tells us a nosey tabloid reporter may be behind it!

Maybe next time this prankster will think before he tries to play a “Trick” on the Kardashians!  Get it?  Because it’s almost Halloween!?!?

A Florida man has filed for a restraining order against Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner, claiming that they assaulted him at Busch Gardens earlier this month.  According to the police report, Gino Romano says that,

Khloé Kardashian put me in a head lock and Kourtney Kardashian stuck her heel in my eye and Kim Kardashian put brass knuckles on and punched me in the teeth, Kris Kardashian [Jenner] pulled out mace and sprayed me while Kim Kardashian pick pocketed my Levi’s and stole my wallet.

I was forced to bed confined [sic] because my head is injured from Kardashian assassination attempt against me, but I know they are coming back, because Kim Kardashian told me this in Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s voice.

We guess what they say is true – you can’t have your pizza and eat it too!

That is, if you’re an E-lebrity like Kim and Khloe Kardashian…

The two reality stars had apparently had enough of some over-zealous fans outside their window at the Gansevoort Meatpacking NYC Hotel yesterday and thought the most appropriate way to handle their discomfort would be by flinging a slice of cheese pizza out into the crowd.

Um ladies – just because you signed a $40 million dollar deal to extend your reality TV show, doesn’t give you the right to waste perfectly good ‘za.

Unluckily for the dynamic duo, photogs caught their outrageous behavior on film and… wait… did we say “unluckily”?  Sorry about that – we totally forgot that everything these girls do is completely calculated to muster up the most publicity possibly for their pathetic “careers”.

Let’s try again.  Luckily for the dynamic duo, photogs caught their outrageous behavior on film and their haters have been blowing up the Twitterverse about the incident ever since.

What do YOU think about the Kardashian sister’s ridiculous stunt?  Let us know on Twitter at @GossipTeens!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Early this week Matel announced that their latest celebrity Barbie dolls will be none other than the first family of reality TV – The Kardashians!

The famed toy company has penned a deal with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian to turn their likenesses into the next series of America’s most famous dolls.  The Kardashian dolls will come in the girls’ exact likenesses and will even reflect each Kardashian’s exact measurements.

Okay, that could be kind of cool.  At least these dolls will be a little more realistic… sort of.

According to Kim K’s official Twitter, the LA-based socialites are very excited to get started on the project.

Merry Christmas Barbs @BarbieStyle! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!

I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of each other! Shopping soon! RT@BarbieStyle: Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian See you in 2012.

The Kardashian Barbies are slated to be released sometime this year.  Will you be adding one to your collection??

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The return of Ashton Kutcher’s hit MTV show Punk’d is slated to hit the airwaves in mid-march and the premiere episode will feature one of reality TV’s biggest stars, Khloe Kardashian.

With the help of two of Kardashian’s gal pals, Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne (who everyone seems to be friends with everyone now that she’s dropped some extra poundage.) Kutcher aims to trick Khloe into thinking that a delivery man who’s arrived at her house is having a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.

According to Cyrus,

She thinks she’s going to have girls hangout time and order food, and when the delivery guy shows up, he’s going to ask to use my bathroom… He’s going to get his [genitals] zipped into the zipper of his pants. Khloe, you’re getting punk’d!

Yikes!

Check out a sneak peek of Khloe getting Punk’d below…

On this week’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian blew a gasket when her younger sister Kourtney woke her up when she came into her room to say goodbye before leaving for the Hamptons.

It’s so rude to like literally wake me up when I have an alarm set… Khloe barged in here and woke me the f**k up… We’ve been working 18 hours a day… You know that I need to sleep. I’ve been falling asleep at everything that we f**king do.

I seriously would LOVE to know Kim K considers “working 18 hours a day”.  Being forced to hang out at clubs and walk red carpets just doesn’t get my sympathy. Here’s a thought – stop booking yourself at every event held on the continental U.S. and maybe you won’t be so exhausted.

After watching last night’s episode, Kim must have gotten a lot of grief from viewers, because the 31-year-old took to her Twitter to apologize for being such a – well, such a great, big, giant B.

I was so mean to Khloe… ’m sorry, KoKo! You know I love you soooo much! The things sisters do and say to each other.

Apparently, Kim’s outburst was due to the fact that she was about to go visit her now-estranged husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota and confront him about not living with her in NYC.  I guess that warrants being a little grumpy, but don’t take it out on your sister!

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Because they need more publicity, the Kardashian sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney graced the kover, sorry, cover or Glamour Magazine this month.

In an exclusive interview with the magazine, Kim opens up about her 72-day marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries and reveals that she hasn’t given up on love just yet.

I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic… It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy-tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.

I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.

At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.

Oh, cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT.

The real highlights of the interview come with Khloe’s sporadic interjections during Kim’s pathetic, self-pitying monologue.  The girl may be more abrasive than industrial strength sandpaper, but at least she tells it like it is.

The December issue of Glamour is on stands now!