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Doesn’t Kris Humphries know better than to piss off a pregnant woman???

According to sources, the NBA star was a no-show during today’s divorce proceedings with his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian.

For her part, Kimmy showed up for court dressed like a – well, we’re not quite sure what.  Her white print dress over white pants certainly wouldn’t be our choice for court…

Both Kardashian and Humphries were required to attend the settlement conference, which is a routine meeting held to see if the two sides can reach a financial resolution before trial.

Humphries absence sure seems to speak volumes – this guy’s in it for the MOOLAH!

We make it a policy not to share too many opinions with the Kardashian family, but in this instance, we’ve got to admit  - we’re totally on their side.

During an appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Khloe Kardashian spoke out, once again, on her sister Kim’s relationship with her estranged husband Kris Humphries.

Yes, we said “estranged”.  After only 72 days of marriage, these two crazy kids STILL aren’t technically divorced!

It just needs to get over already!… He’s, in my opinion, delusional… I don’t know why he’s asking for anything? He’s fame-hungry, in my opinion. He wants money . . . I just think everything he’s doing is so — it’s just gross to me.

Although Humphries, who is alleging that his marriage to Kim was a fraud, has not officially ended his relationship with the 32-year-old reality star, Kim and baby daddy Kanye West are already prepping for a “ceremony” to celebrate their commitment to each other and their bourgeoning family.

So, how does Khloe feel about Kim taking on yet another husband?

I’ve always loved Kanye…I’ve only gone black, I got, like once you go black, you stay there so…

So there you have it folks!  Kanye gets Khloe’s seal of approval!

According to source, reality star Kim Kardashian is considering tying the know with baby daddy and longtime BF Kanye West before she is officially divorced from her second husband, Kris Humphries.

Not that we’re surprised by much of anything that comes out of the Kardashian Camp these days, but multiple husbands?  That’s a bit much.  Even for them!

Reports have surfaced that the couple is tired of waiting for Kim and Kris’ divorce to be finalized and have already started planning their own commitment ceremony, during which they will exchange vows and rings in front of their friends and family.  Although the union won’t technically be “official” in the eyes of the law, Kim and Kanye are eager to begin their lives together as a family.

After a private ceremony, which is reportedly being held in Malibu at a friends $7 million beach house, Kanye is reportedly planning on whisking his new bride away for a romantic honeymoon in Italy, where they will sneak in a little R&R before they officially become parents.

Congrats to the happy couple – we wish you all the best!

I guess you can only push a rich, L.A. socialite so far before she pushes back.

After being burned in the media for months following her divorce from NBA star Kris Humphries, 31-year-old Kim Kardashian appears to have had enough of the media trashing her and her family.

The middle Kardashian sister took to her website yesterday, to vent about her frustrations with the “lies” being spread about her and her family and their financial well being.

We face adversity every week and as you all know, we have always tried to take the high road and continue to work hard… But when the media try to manipulate things and write things that are untrue about our business ventures and our shows, it’s time to step in and correct the lies.”

As a family we work extremely hard and we are very proud of what we have achieved, and it’s disappointing to see people try to tear that down… We understand that news organizations have to do their job and report on what they feel their readers want to know about, and we appreciate and respect the ones that actually do their homework and release accurate information.

Rumor has it that Kim’s rant was due to a January 13th New York Post article which insinuated that the Kardashian empire was finally crashing to the ground.

Would that be such a bad thing?

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It seems like the recently divorced Kim Kardashian has no intention of letting bygones be bygones in the new year.  The 31-year-old reality star, who announced her new year’s resolution “to [move]forward … and never [look] back,” rang in the new year Saturday night alongside family members at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas, where she rocked a short white minidress and blunt bangs.

Despite being surrounded by friends and family, Kim’s mind seemed to be elsewhere, as she took to her Twitter during the final minutes of 2011 to trash her ex Kris Humphries, writing,

Who else is soooo ready to let go of 2011 and have the best 2012 ever!!!

Passive aggressive much?  No wonder these two couldn’t stay man and wife for more than three months…

Here’s hoping 2012 brings better things for the whole Kardashian klan!

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Newly separated socialite Kim Kardashian says that after ending her relationship with NBA star husband Kris Humphries she’s not ready to to find another man just yet and is eager to focus on taking time for herself.

That’s probably a good thing, because I can’t see any guy in his right mind going after a gal who just called it quits after only 72 days of marriage, but then again, I’m not sure the guys who go after the Kardashians are in their right minds.

In an interview with US Magazine the 31-year-old shared her plans for finding herself in the new year.

I’m really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons… 2012, I’m just excited for the New Year and the new me.

Despite the fact that the reality star says that she “believe[s] in love…always,” she is simply “…not looking,” for a new ex-husband, excuse me, husband, just yet.

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Everyone’s favorite philanthropist, Kim Kardashian headed to Haiti earlier this week with with mom Kris Jenner, designer Donna Karan and actresses Patricia Arquette and Maria Bello.

The all-star team is spearheaded by Bello, who co-founded the charitable organization We Advance, which strives to “advance the health, safety and well being of women throughout Haiti,”.

According to a source close to the Kardashians,

She connected with Mario Bello and is there with Maria’s foundation and also with her mom… Her intention was always to take the end of the year to focus on some of the other things that are important to her and this trip was one…

[Kim's] father instilled in her and her siblings that every little bit counts and she always tries to do as much as she can – whether it’s privately or whether it’s something that she can use her platform for – to help…

Apparently, Kim K is enjoying her time on the tiny, impoverished island (probably because she’s somehow still able to get wifi on her Blackberry), the star took to her Twitter Friday night to Tweet,

What a beautiful day today! You only live once, so go for it! Make the best of it! Xo

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On this week’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian blew a gasket when her younger sister Kourtney woke her up when she came into her room to say goodbye before leaving for the Hamptons.

It’s so rude to like literally wake me up when I have an alarm set… Khloe barged in here and woke me the f**k up… We’ve been working 18 hours a day… You know that I need to sleep. I’ve been falling asleep at everything that we f**king do.

I seriously would LOVE to know Kim K considers “working 18 hours a day”.  Being forced to hang out at clubs and walk red carpets just doesn’t get my sympathy. Here’s a thought – stop booking yourself at every event held on the continental U.S. and maybe you won’t be so exhausted.

After watching last night’s episode, Kim must have gotten a lot of grief from viewers, because the 31-year-old took to her Twitter to apologize for being such a – well, such a great, big, giant B.

I was so mean to Khloe… ’m sorry, KoKo! You know I love you soooo much! The things sisters do and say to each other.

Apparently, Kim’s outburst was due to the fact that she was about to go visit her now-estranged husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota and confront him about not living with her in NYC.  I guess that warrants being a little grumpy, but don’t take it out on your sister!

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Because she should really be the one to cast the first stone, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham took to her Twitter this week to openly bash E! reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick for choosing to have a second child.

I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom?Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD.

Whoooooooa.

The irate MTV star went on adding,

Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses…

For her part, Kourtney seemed to keep her cool, taking to her Twitter account to say,

Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don’t get it twisted.

Disick also fired back at the mother to 2-year-old Sophia saying, “We’re not teenagers, ya f**king moron.”

Class acts all around.

NBA star Kris Humphries is seeking an annulment of his 72-day marriage to socialite Kim Kardashian and according to sources, the Nets forward believes, “he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian’s latest headline and newest business venture.”

Ya think!?

Apparently, Humphries feels that Kim K never planned to see their marriage through and just used him to boost ratings for her E! reality shows, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take New York.  A source close to Humphries even went so far as to say,

Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.

I’ll say it again: Ya think!?

Kris is devastated by the ending of his marriage and by the allegations that he was a part of the sham, but a childhood pal of the groom says that there was no way Kris had any inclination that the marriage wasn’t forever when he said “I do.”

He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.

After all the efforts I’ve seen Kris make to attempt and reconcile, I have to believe he’s telling the truth here.  It seems like Kim just threw in the towel from the very beginning.  In the court of public opinion, I say we give the kid a clean slate!

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