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Get married.  Wait 72 days.  Get divorced.  Adopt baby.

Yeah, that sounds about right… Especially for a girl who, in an interview just a few months ago, openly expressed that she might be okay with the idea of just being “the cool aunt”, instead of having children of her own someday.

Fast forward to present day and according to sources, socialite-turned-reality star Kim Kardashian has already begun the process of filing for adoption – you know, because Kim really likes to take the time to think things through before she acts.

It’s all top secret, but the adoption is already underway… Kim is ready. She’s made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from.

Ugh.  It’s not that we don’t want Kimmy to be happy, it’s just that this girl is so clearly grasping at straws trying to fill some void in her life and throwing a baby into the mix is not the right way to fix things.

It seems like the recently divorced Kim Kardashian has no intention of letting bygones be bygones in the new year.  The 31-year-old reality star, who announced her new year’s resolution “to [move]forward … and never [look] back,” rang in the new year Saturday night alongside family members at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas, where she rocked a short white minidress and blunt bangs.

Despite being surrounded by friends and family, Kim’s mind seemed to be elsewhere, as she took to her Twitter during the final minutes of 2011 to trash her ex Kris Humphries, writing,

Who else is soooo ready to let go of 2011 and have the best 2012 ever!!!

Passive aggressive much?  No wonder these two couldn’t stay man and wife for more than three months…

Here’s hoping 2012 brings better things for the whole Kardashian klan!

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Newly separated socialite Kim Kardashian says that after ending her relationship with NBA star husband Kris Humphries she’s not ready to to find another man just yet and is eager to focus on taking time for herself.

That’s probably a good thing, because I can’t see any guy in his right mind going after a gal who just called it quits after only 72 days of marriage, but then again, I’m not sure the guys who go after the Kardashians are in their right minds.

In an interview with US Magazine the 31-year-old shared her plans for finding herself in the new year.

I’m really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons… 2012, I’m just excited for the New Year and the new me.

Despite the fact that the reality star says that she “believe[s] in love…always,” she is simply “…not looking,” for a new ex-husband, excuse me, husband, just yet.

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On this week’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian blew a gasket when her younger sister Kourtney woke her up when she came into her room to say goodbye before leaving for the Hamptons.

It’s so rude to like literally wake me up when I have an alarm set… Khloe barged in here and woke me the f**k up… We’ve been working 18 hours a day… You know that I need to sleep. I’ve been falling asleep at everything that we f**king do.

I seriously would LOVE to know Kim K considers “working 18 hours a day”.  Being forced to hang out at clubs and walk red carpets just doesn’t get my sympathy. Here’s a thought – stop booking yourself at every event held on the continental U.S. and maybe you won’t be so exhausted.

After watching last night’s episode, Kim must have gotten a lot of grief from viewers, because the 31-year-old took to her Twitter to apologize for being such a – well, such a great, big, giant B.

I was so mean to Khloe… ’m sorry, KoKo! You know I love you soooo much! The things sisters do and say to each other.

Apparently, Kim’s outburst was due to the fact that she was about to go visit her now-estranged husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota and confront him about not living with her in NYC.  I guess that warrants being a little grumpy, but don’t take it out on your sister!

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Because she should really be the one to cast the first stone, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham took to her Twitter this week to openly bash E! reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick for choosing to have a second child.

I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom?Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD.

Whoooooooa.

The irate MTV star went on adding,

Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses…

For her part, Kourtney seemed to keep her cool, taking to her Twitter account to say,

Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don’t get it twisted.

Disick also fired back at the mother to 2-year-old Sophia saying, “We’re not teenagers, ya f**king moron.”

Class acts all around.

After reports surfaced yesterday that NBA star Kris Humphries is seeking an annulment from estranged wife Kim Kardashian, longtime friends have come to his defense claiming that the Net’s forward was morally opposed to divorce from the beginning.

Sources close to Humphries have reported that,

[Kris] has deep-seeded feelings — rooted in religion — against divorce. He’s filed for an annulment because it wipes the slate clean by erasing the marriage.

Fair enough.

Kris’ feelings regarding divorce seem to run so deep that he’s willing to do anything to avoid signing the papers that will end his 72-day marriage.  Apparently, Kris is prepared to ask a judge for an “extended separation” that will extend his marriage indefinitely.  This, of course, would mean that he would not legally be allowed to remarry, but it would save him from the dreaded D-word.

What do you think about Kris’ plan to “save” his marriage?

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Socialite Kim Kardashian is furious over her soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries’ allegations that she used their 72-day marriage as a ploy to increase her marketability.

According to sources, the 31-year-old is denying Kris’ claims, saying that,

She and her mom are marketing geniuses, so why would she set herself up to be skewered in the media by dumping her husband after only 72 days?

Because it’s free publicity? Because she’s been on the cover of scores of magazines since she dumped her the NBA star?  Because she’s had her name on the lips of every news magazine show host since the split?  Because the Kardashians will stop at nothing to remain in the public eye?

Take your pick.

Sources close to the E! star say that Kim has admitted that if the wedding was truly made for TV, she would have made it “way better, adding,

I’m no dummy.  The divorce would have been just as dramatic and dragged out as the wedding.

Wait, it’s not dramatic and dragged out?  Could’ve fooled me.

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NBA star Kris Humphries is seeking an annulment of his 72-day marriage to socialite Kim Kardashian and according to sources, the Nets forward believes, “he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian’s latest headline and newest business venture.”

Ya think!?

Apparently, Humphries feels that Kim K never planned to see their marriage through and just used him to boost ratings for her E! reality shows, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take New York.  A source close to Humphries even went so far as to say,

Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.

I’ll say it again: Ya think!?

Kris is devastated by the ending of his marriage and by the allegations that he was a part of the sham, but a childhood pal of the groom says that there was no way Kris had any inclination that the marriage wasn’t forever when he said “I do.”

He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.

After all the efforts I’ve seen Kris make to attempt and reconcile, I have to believe he’s telling the truth here.  It seems like Kim just threw in the towel from the very beginning.  In the court of public opinion, I say we give the kid a clean slate!

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Because they need more publicity, the Kardashian sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney graced the kover, sorry, cover or Glamour Magazine this month.

In an exclusive interview with the magazine, Kim opens up about her 72-day marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries and reveals that she hasn’t given up on love just yet.

I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic… It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy-tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.

I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.

At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.

Oh, cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT.

The real highlights of the interview come with Khloe’s sporadic interjections during Kim’s pathetic, self-pitying monologue.  The girl may be more abrasive than industrial strength sandpaper, but at least she tells it like it is.

The December issue of Glamour is on stands now!

Kim Kardashian has put the kibosh on filming for her hit E! reality series Keeping Up with the Kardashians until all of the “divorce drama” surrounding the ending of her 72-day marriage with husband Kris Humphries, has run its course.

According to sources, Kim does not want cameras to “exploit the real moments of the divorce” by putting them on TV and will not consider filming again until after the new year.

So now it’s not okay to exploit a divorce for profit, but it is okay to do it to a marriage?

Lamesauce.

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