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Celebutant and reality star Kim Kardashian has never been shy about flaunting her curvaceous figure, but we never expected her to be this psyched to strip down while she was expecting!

In the spring issue of DuJour magazine, the 32-year-old star of Kim and Kourtney Take Miami, shows off her baby body in a skimpy white bikini and gushes about her impending motherhood.

I just feel so blessed and excited and ready for the next phase.

The A-lister also opened up about her relationship with baby daddy and longtime boyfriend Kanye West,

My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy… I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.

That’s all well and good Kimmy, but we just don’t know if we’re ready to live in a world where the Kardashians are into things like “privacy”.

During her interview with the ‘zine, Kim also shared her thoughts on health and fitness while pregnant:

I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different… I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I’ve been watching shows like I’m Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I’m wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I’m like, This woman is on meth.

Really?  Is that really something you want to say to a magazine Kim?  Maybe this whole idea of keeping some things private is a good idea…

Oh wow.  Kim Kardashian posted a super-risque picture of herself on the internet.  We are so surprised.  Insert big, dramatic eye roll here.

The 31-year-old (Yes, that’s THIRTY-ONE.  As in “She should totally know better than to dress like a total skank on Halloween by now”) posted a revealing pic of a potential Halloween costume via her Instagram account yesterday along with the caption:

Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping!

Yeah, we know, we know – this is just another one of the publicity stunts the Kardashian family is so famous for, but c’mon.  A slutty cat Halloween costume?  Have a little bit more respect for yourself Kim.  It’s not 2005 and you are not in the movie Mean Girls.

First of all, let us just set the record straight and say that we think these two look absolutely nothing alike.

Moving on.

Yesterday, Glee star Lea Michele Tweeted the above pic of herself taken earlier this week at the TV Academy’s special screening of Glee in North Hollywood, along with the caption,

Kim Kardashian is it just me or do we kinda look alike in this pic?

Now either Kimmy’s like waaay more polite than we give her credit for or she’s just as crazy as Lea, because she Tweeted back,

Twins! If only I was so lucky.

To which Lea responded,

Haha if only I was so lucky.

Oh get a room already!

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