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A Florida man has filed for a restraining order against Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner, claiming that they assaulted him at Busch Gardens earlier this month.  According to the police report, Gino Romano says that,

Khloé Kardashian put me in a head lock and Kourtney Kardashian stuck her heel in my eye and Kim Kardashian put brass knuckles on and punched me in the teeth, Kris Kardashian [Jenner] pulled out mace and sprayed me while Kim Kardashian pick pocketed my Levi’s and stole my wallet.

I was forced to bed confined [sic] because my head is injured from Kardashian assassination attempt against me, but I know they are coming back, because Kim Kardashian told me this in Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s voice.

We guess what they say is true – you can’t have your pizza and eat it too!

That is, if you’re an E-lebrity like Kim and Khloe Kardashian…

The two reality stars had apparently had enough of some over-zealous fans outside their window at the Gansevoort Meatpacking NYC Hotel yesterday and thought the most appropriate way to handle their discomfort would be by flinging a slice of cheese pizza out into the crowd.

Um ladies – just because you signed a $40 million dollar deal to extend your reality TV show, doesn’t give you the right to waste perfectly good ‘za.

Unluckily for the dynamic duo, photogs caught their outrageous behavior on film and… wait… did we say “unluckily”?  Sorry about that – we totally forgot that everything these girls do is completely calculated to muster up the most publicity possibly for their pathetic “careers”.

Let’s try again.  Luckily for the dynamic duo, photogs caught their outrageous behavior on film and their haters have been blowing up the Twitterverse about the incident ever since.

What do YOU think about the Kardashian sister’s ridiculous stunt?  Let us know on Twitter at @GossipTeens!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Early this week Matel announced that their latest celebrity Barbie dolls will be none other than the first family of reality TV – The Kardashians!

The famed toy company has penned a deal with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian to turn their likenesses into the next series of America’s most famous dolls.  The Kardashian dolls will come in the girls’ exact likenesses and will even reflect each Kardashian’s exact measurements.

Okay, that could be kind of cool.  At least these dolls will be a little more realistic… sort of.

According to Kim K’s official Twitter, the LA-based socialites are very excited to get started on the project.

Merry Christmas Barbs @BarbieStyle! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!

I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of each other! Shopping soon! RT@BarbieStyle: Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian See you in 2012.

The Kardashian Barbies are slated to be released sometime this year.  Will you be adding one to your collection??

[Image: Judy Eddy/WENN]

Because she should really be the one to cast the first stone, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham took to her Twitter this week to openly bash E! reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick for choosing to have a second child.

I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom?Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD.

Whoooooooa.

The irate MTV star went on adding,

Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses…

For her part, Kourtney seemed to keep her cool, taking to her Twitter account to say,

Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don’t get it twisted.

Disick also fired back at the mother to 2-year-old Sophia saying, “We’re not teenagers, ya f**king moron.”

Class acts all around.

Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest of the Kardashian sisters has confirmed that, yes, she’s pregnant!

The mommy to two-year-old Mason woke up longtime boyfriend Scott Disick with the exciting news just a few weeks back and couldn’t wait to share their joy with the public.

Now I’m nine weeks along… You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.

The couple, who’ve faced scrutiny in the media over fidelity issues in the past, say that while they weren’t exactly trying for baby #2, this pregnancy is definitely less of a shock than the first go-around.

It wasn’t like we weren’t trying… We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’

If my mental math is correct little baby Disick will arrive around the middle of July 2012.  Let the baby bump watch begin!

Because they need more publicity, the Kardashian sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney graced the kover, sorry, cover or Glamour Magazine this month.

In an exclusive interview with the magazine, Kim opens up about her 72-day marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries and reveals that she hasn’t given up on love just yet.

I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic… It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy-tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.

I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.

At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.

Oh, cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT.

The real highlights of the interview come with Khloe’s sporadic interjections during Kim’s pathetic, self-pitying monologue.  The girl may be more abrasive than industrial strength sandpaper, but at least she tells it like it is.

The December issue of Glamour is on stands now!