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Doesn’t Kris Humphries know better than to piss off a pregnant woman???

According to sources, the NBA star was a no-show during today’s divorce proceedings with his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian.

For her part, Kimmy showed up for court dressed like a – well, we’re not quite sure what.  Her white print dress over white pants certainly wouldn’t be our choice for court…

Both Kardashian and Humphries were required to attend the settlement conference, which is a routine meeting held to see if the two sides can reach a financial resolution before trial.

Humphries absence sure seems to speak volumes – this guy’s in it for the MOOLAH!

After reports surfaced yesterday that NBA star Kris Humphries is seeking an annulment from estranged wife Kim Kardashian, longtime friends have come to his defense claiming that the Net’s forward was morally opposed to divorce from the beginning.

Sources close to Humphries have reported that,

[Kris] has deep-seeded feelings — rooted in religion — against divorce. He’s filed for an annulment because it wipes the slate clean by erasing the marriage.

Fair enough.

Kris’ feelings regarding divorce seem to run so deep that he’s willing to do anything to avoid signing the papers that will end his 72-day marriage.  Apparently, Kris is prepared to ask a judge for an “extended separation” that will extend his marriage indefinitely.  This, of course, would mean that he would not legally be allowed to remarry, but it would save him from the dreaded D-word.

What do you think about Kris’ plan to “save” his marriage?

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NBA star Kris Humphries is seeking an annulment of his 72-day marriage to socialite Kim Kardashian and according to sources, the Nets forward believes, “he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian’s latest headline and newest business venture.”

Ya think!?

Apparently, Humphries feels that Kim K never planned to see their marriage through and just used him to boost ratings for her E! reality shows, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take New York.  A source close to Humphries even went so far as to say,

Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.

I’ll say it again: Ya think!?

Kris is devastated by the ending of his marriage and by the allegations that he was a part of the sham, but a childhood pal of the groom says that there was no way Kris had any inclination that the marriage wasn’t forever when he said “I do.”

He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.

After all the efforts I’ve seen Kris make to attempt and reconcile, I have to believe he’s telling the truth here.  It seems like Kim just threw in the towel from the very beginning.  In the court of public opinion, I say we give the kid a clean slate!

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