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ReTRACT those claws ladies!

So here’s what’s gone down so far – Apparently Lady Gaga is super pissed about the way the cast of E!’s Fashion Police bullies Hollywood stars based on their appearance and issued an open letter to Kelly Osbourne, one of the show’s hosts, after she claimed that Gaga’s fans were “the worst” and have told the former MTV reality star that she should “kill herself”.

In her open letter, Gaga shared her feelings on Kelly and the hit E! fashion show,

I have empathy for you Kelly, but I feel it culturally important to note that you have chosen a less compassionate path… Your work on E! with the Fashion Police is rooted in criticism, judgment, and rating people’s beauty against one another. ‘Appearance’ is the most used reason for bullying in the world. Your show breeds negativity, and over the years has even become comedic in nature. It glorifies you and Joan Rivers pointing in the camera, laughing, and making jokes about artists and celebrities as if we are zoo animals.

Okay, we sort of see where the Mother Monster is coming from here, but when you dress yourself in slabs of meat and arrive at award shows inside of an eggshell, aren’t you sort of asking to be treating like an animal?

In response to Gaga’s criticism of her cohost, Joan Rivers issued the following statement:

Fashion Police is a comedy show; anyone that comes out of an egg should figure that out… lighten up.

She may be crass at times, but that Joan Rivers sure can tell it like it is!

Lady Gaga has announced her plans to donate $1 million to the American Red Cross to help victims of Hurricane Sandy.

It’s no surprise that the reigning ‘Queen of Pop’ has whipped out her checkbook for this cause, the native New Yorker is notorious for her insatiable love for The Big Apple!

If it wasn’t for NYC: the Lower East Side, Harlem, the Bronx and Brooklyn, I would not be the woman or artist that I am today… New York is relentless ambition, a drive to succeed, a place where there is a natural pursuit of diversity through compassion.

Please accept this gift on behalf of myself, my parents Joe and Cynthia, my sister Natali; with our deepest gratitude New York for raising us. Thank you for helping me build my spirit. I will now help you rebuild yours.

Well said Mother Monster!

Lady Gaga wasn’t the only A-lister offering their support for the millions of people who lost everything from electricity to – well, everything.  Jersey Shore star Snooki donated ‘Snooki Slippers’ and clothes (a shameless plug maybe, but it was a donation nonetheless!), Ben Stiller donated his time cooking pancakes, bacon and eggs at a Brooklyn homeless shelter and native Bostonian and sworn enemy to all things NYC (Just kidding!) Barbara Walters donated $250,000 to the Red Cross.

Great to see these celebs giving back in the wake of such devastation!

The formerly waif-like pop star Lady Gaga is noticeably a little softer these days, hanging up her old size zero jeans for a more sensible size – oh who knows, she’s probably still something ridiculously teensy – like a size four…

The ARTPOP singer credits her new bodacious bod to the restaurant her father recently opened in NYC.

I love eating pasta and pizza… I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York…. My father [Joe Germanotta] opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing… it’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go there…. So my dad wants me to eat at the restaurant, and I’m like, ‘I’ve got to go where I can drink green juice.’

Green juice?  Even the sound of that makes us want to run and eat something carb-o-licious!

During a recent show in Amsterdam concert-goers noticed that their favorite diva was looking a little thicker around the middle – but did that bother the Mother Monster?  You bet it didn’t!

I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second… It’s hard because I have a vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance.

The singer admits that while she doesn’t regret the weight gain, she’s now dieting to shave off the 25 lbs she’s supposedly packed on over the last several months.

Oh whatever…

We think Gaga looks as gorgeous as ever and hey, now instead of just throwing away those meat dresses after she wears them – she can eat them!

The oft-controversial pop star Lady Gaga took audience participation to a whole new level during a concert in Amsterdam last night, when she took a few hits of some marijuana that was tossed to her by a fan.

Well, you know what they say – ‘When in Amsterdam…’

According to eyewitnesses, upon catching the baggie of pot, the ARTPOP singer exclaimed, “Holland, is it real?” and then proceeded to light up and smoke – although she claims she didn’t actually inhale “enough” to get high.

The 26-year-old superstar then went on to reveal that smoking reefer (is that what the kids are calling it these days?) has changed the way she approaches her music.

I want you to know it has totally changed my life and I’ve really cut down on drinking… It has been a totally spiritual experience for me with my music.

Spiritual?  Really?  We get that the whole “legalize marijuana” thing is really gaining steam here in the states, but don’t you think claiming that it offers spiritual benefits is just a little over the pot?

Get ready to take a backseat Justin Bieber, it’s Lady Gaga’s turn to hog the recently-tattooed-celebrity spotlight for a while!

The Born This Way singer flaunted her new ribcage tattoo yesterday via her Little Monsters website along with the caption,

Thanks Hank and Amsterdam Tattoo Museum for my New Ink…We miss you already. See you at the ball!

This tattoo marks the tenth for the Mother Monster.  She recently tattooed ARTPOP (the titled of her forthcoming studio project) on her left forearm.  When asked back in March, as to why she only gets tattooed on the left side of her body, our girl Gaga had this to say:

It was actually per my father’s request… He asked that I remain, on one side, slightly normal.

Ha!  Gotta love that Gaga sense of humor!

The 26-year-old New Yorker has been mighty busy during this leg of her European tour; not only has she been logging some serious time performing in front of millions of fans, but she’s also finally taking some time for herself!  The songstress was spotted strolling the streets of Amsterdam with boyfriend Taylor Kinney earlier this week and we’ve got to say, those two make an adorable couple!

ARTPOP hits stores this fall – GET PUMPED!!!

Ooh Ga Ga!

Pop superstar Lady Gaga is Vogue’s September cover girl and the with her trademark flare for the dramatic, the Mother Monster herself leaked the ‘zine’s cover to her Little Monsters via her website and Twitter,

SEPT ISSUE OF VOGUE. Photo: MERT & MARCUS Gown By: MARC JACOBS Styling: Grace Coddington

On the cover, the 26-year-old “Born This Way” singer dons a fuschia Marc Jacobs mermaid gown with her hair teased and tousled into a platinum afro.  In short – she looks fierce.

With her upcoming album ARTPOP due out soon and this fan-freaking-tastic layout in Vogue, we can’t blame Gaga for being fired up about life and telling the whole Twitterverse about it!

AHHH! The Vogue Express dropped off the SEPTEMBER ISSUE yesterday morning. IM A COVER GIRL, and ITS FAB! Can’t wait to show u tonight!

You GO Gaga!

In a business sense!  Jeez, you guys!  Get your heads out of the gutter!

According to reports, since having their little “sleepover” at the Chateau Marmont last month Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan have been in talks to start up a friendly little business arrangement.

Lady Gaga and Lindsay caused a stir last month when they had their ‘sleepover’ at the Chateau [Marmont] and now it turns out that Lindsay will be starring in Gaga’s new video from her upcoming album.

This is a pretty big deal for the former freckle-faced darling, as those in-the-know are speculating that the video for Gaga’s upcoming album “ARTPOP” will be one of the biggest roles of LiLo’s career!

Celebs are so funny – why can’t they just be like the rest of us and get some BFF necklaces and call it a day?

As of today, there’s been no official word regarding when Mother Monster’s album will hit the airwaves, but stay tuned to GossipTeen for updates!

No, this isn’t a scene from an Olympic water polo match gone horribly awry – it’s Lady Gaga and her uber-hot BF Taylor Kinney taking a relaxing skinny dip together and rubbing it in all of our faces.

The duo, who began dating after meeting on the set of Gaga’s “You and I” video, have been together for roughly a year now and things don’t seem to be cooling off at all!

According to a source,

They are going to try and make it work even with her crazy schedule… Gaga realized she missed him.

Another insider close to the couple added,

Obviously she thinks he’s hot… She says he’s ‘really cool.’

Well, which one is it Gaga?  Is he hot or cool?  Sorry, that was just awful – but we couldn’t resist

We couldn’t be happier that the Mother Monster has finally found her Vampire in shining armor!

Last night, with the eyes of the whole world upon them,  the U.S. women’s gymnastics team – Aly Raisman, 18, Jordyn Wieber, 17, Gabby Douglas, 16, Kyla Ross, 15, and McKayla Maroney, 16  won the first all-around gold medal for the U.S. since the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta.

So obviously they had just ONE thing on their minds… Justin Bieber!

Gold medalist Jordyn Wieber took to her Twitter after the medal ceremony to reach out to her favorite pop star:

Now that we are Olympic champions, can we please meet Justin Bieber?

In true Justin Bieber fashion, the 18-year-old Tweeted right back saying,

You support me, I support you. Congrats. And Ryan Seacrest told me about you, too. Dream big.

Wait.  Dream big?  You mean like – gold medal at the Olympics big?  We think she’s already got a handle on that one, J-dawg.

Mother Monster Lady Gaga also reached out to the “Fab Five” via the Twitterverse with a heartfelt congratulatory message.

Woohoo! Gold for the ladies!  Just want to squeeze them! So much talent and beauty. Did you seem all holding hands? There’s no ‘I’ in team.

Love her.

Other celebs who also sent their congrats to the five teens via Twitter included TV host Oprah Winfrey, 58, Dancing With the Stars pro Derek Hough, 27, That’s My Boy actress Ciara, 26, vocalist Josh Groban, 31, singer/songwriter Michelle Branch, 29, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump, 50.

That’s it???  We feel like winning gold deserves a shout out from at least one member of One Direction!  Oh wait… never mind.

On the Billboard charts that is…

As of this week, pop sensation Carly Rae Jepsen now holds the Billboard Magazine record for most consecutive weeks at #1 for her hit “Call Me Maybe”.

No duh.  That song is freaking fantastic!

So which music superstar did she have to dethrone to nab that title?  Why, the reigning queen of pop herself, Lady Gaga!

Never one to be outdone, Gaga took to her Twitter to let the newbie know that she’s not going down without a fight!

@carlyraejepson I SEE you just swooped in and broke my BORN THIS WAY record of the most weeks at #1. DONT GET COMFORTABLE IM COMING FOR YOU.”

Gaga will have her moment in the spotlight again soon – her new album is due out in 2013 and although she won’t release the title of the record this September, she did give fans a sneak peek at one of the tracks this week, when she drove through NYC blasting it on her car stereo!

Oh that Gaga…