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After threatening to jump ship earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan has finally relented and agreed to finish her 90-day stint at The Betty Ford Clinic.

Her court ordered 90-day stint.  So kind of you to agree to your mandatory sentence Lindsay…

According to a source, the 26-year-old actress hasn’t had many visitors during her stay but nonetheless has finally made her peace with her circumstances.

She is doing well. She seems like she’s finally adjusted.

Apparently Lilo’s been following the clinic’s schedule and participating daily exercise and group meetings. But with 80 days left to go, we an only wait and see how this all plays out for our girl!

We’d roll our eyes if we weren’t so totally NOT surprised by this…

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly threatening to leave the Betty Ford Clinic where she has been ordered to complete a 90-day stint in rehab because the doctors have taken away her Adderall.

According to a source,

The judge overseeing Lindsay’s case has made it crystal clear that if she defies the agreement, it’s jail time. Judge Dabney signed off on Betty Ford and he expects her to remain there for 90 days. If she does, that will be a violation of her probation and the judge will send her to jail.

Hopefully our girl will smarten up and realize that rehab isn’texactly rehab if you’re still taking meds against doctors’ orders.  But yeah, based on Lilo’s track record, we kinda don’t see that happening

And no, “banged up” isn’t code word for “hot”…  Although the 26-year-old actress does look pretty slammin’!

Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan showed off her fab physique in a two-toned, halter two piece on a beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday, but instead of focusing on her amazing bod, we couldn’t help but notice some unexplained bruises all over the actress’ legs!

Perhaps they’re left over from when the Mean Girls actress was spotted passed out beneath a table at a local hot spot late last week?  We hear club floors can be pretty hazardous…

According to reports, Lindsay is in Rio to honor some promotional commitments before she herself is committed (see what we did there?) to a rehab facility for 90-days.

We sure hope she’s soaking up enough rays for the long haul!

Okay, so this is seriously the best thing we’ve heard all week!

According to reports, Golden Globe host Tina Fey has confirmed that she is working on Mean Girls: The Musical!

Can we get a HELL YA!?

Now that the 42-year-old actress has closed the book on her hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock (tear!), she has time to focus on some new projects – like making the most awesome musical to hit Broadway since Newsies…

The actress, who recently took home a Screen Actors Guild award for her work as Liz Lemon, announced that her newest project would be Fey family affair!

I’m actually trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock and I think Paramount is on board.

Alright Paramount, we’re giving you fair warning.  If you squelch this project – you are NOT invited to our birthday party!

No word yet on whether Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan will have any involvement with the project, but we’re pretty sure that it will depend on how her recent court dealings pan out.  Soooo, we’re not going to hold our breath

Not again Lindsay!

Reformed Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan is in trouble with the law yet again this week; this time, it’s for allegedly assaulting a women while shaking her groove thang at a West Hollywood night club.

The victim alleges that Lohan shoved her while they were both inside the nightclub, but LiLo’s publicist, Steve Hoenig, says that nothing could be further from the truth.

She was never at the club and this whole thing is a big lie by someone looking for 15 minutes of fame and, presumably, money.

It certainly doesn’t help that this accusation is coming on the heels of Lindsay being told to, “Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work,” by Judge Stephanie Sautner at her final probation hearing last week.

Way to stay on track Linds!

Lindsay Lohan reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night to begin her 30-day jail sentence and whaddaya know – she only had to stay for four and a half hours.

As GossipTeen previously reported, Lohan’s “abbreviated” sentence was credited to overcrowding issues in California prisons.

I wonder if she even had time to slip into her prison-issued orange jumpsuit…

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner earlier today, but sources close to the courtroom say that Lohan will most likely be out of the slammer in a matter of minutes due to overcrowding issues.

Oh right, and she doesn’t have to report to prison until she’s done with her Playboy spread – just in case you were worried about her having enough time to complete that.

Lohan was also put on an extremely rigid probation schedule that details exactly how she must complete the rest of her court mandated community service and therapy.

By December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions…

If she fails to follow the court’s orders and complete all her probation requirements by March 29th, she will be forced to spend an additional 270 days in jail.

Yeah right.

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She may spend her days toiling away at the L.A. Coroner’s Office, but that hasn’t made Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan any less sexy — or has it?

According to reports, the 25-year-old actress was offered close to $1 million to pose for Playboy Magazine and not only did the classy little gal accept, she threw caution to the wind and told Mr. Hugh Hefner himself that she was going to bare it all – like literally, IT ALL.

Lohan wrapped her four-day shoot yesterday (Um, is it written into L.A. law somewhere that you can put your court mandated community service on hold if you have business at the Playboy Mansion?) and a source close to the trainwreck -er- actress says that while Lindsay did insist the spread be “tastefully done” she definitely wasn’t trying to hide anything!

So what did Gossip Teen fans have to say about LiLo stripping down past her skivvies?