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We’d roll our eyes if we weren’t so totally NOT surprised by this…

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly threatening to leave the Betty Ford Clinic where she has been ordered to complete a 90-day stint in rehab because the doctors have taken away her Adderall.

According to a source,

The judge overseeing Lindsay’s case has made it crystal clear that if she defies the agreement, it’s jail time. Judge Dabney signed off on Betty Ford and he expects her to remain there for 90 days. If she does, that will be a violation of her probation and the judge will send her to jail.

Hopefully our girl will smarten up and realize that rehab isn’texactly rehab if you’re still taking meds against doctors’ orders.  But yeah, based on Lilo’s track record, we kinda don’t see that happening

Not again Lindsay!

Reformed Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan is in trouble with the law yet again this week; this time, it’s for allegedly assaulting a women while shaking her groove thang at a West Hollywood night club.

The victim alleges that Lohan shoved her while they were both inside the nightclub, but LiLo’s publicist, Steve Hoenig, says that nothing could be further from the truth.

She was never at the club and this whole thing is a big lie by someone looking for 15 minutes of fame and, presumably, money.

It certainly doesn’t help that this accusation is coming on the heels of Lindsay being told to, “Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work,” by Judge Stephanie Sautner at her final probation hearing last week.

Way to stay on track Linds!

Am I the only one who thinks that restraining orders seem like the absolute lamest form of protection on the planet?

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan’s stalker Lonnie Short was taken into police custody after he showed up at the actress’ front door and refused to leave the property until she spoke to him.

Yeah, a legal document is definitely going to be all this guy needs to reign in his crazy.

Short was sentenced to eight days in jail, placed on probation for 24 months and told to stay at least 100 yards away from Ms. Lohan at all times.   So, “legally” speaking, he can set up camp in a lawn chair a football field away from Lindsay’s Venince, CA home?

Sounds like a total win-win.

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While partying it up in Hawaii over the weekend with little sister Ali, Playboy cover girl Lindsay Lohan was robbed of over $10,000!

According to sources, the troubled starlet was freaking out Saturday night when she returned to her car to find her $5,000 Chanel purse and a huge chunk of change missing.  Apparently, Lohan, who was allegedly sober at the time, was more concerned about having to deal with the police regarding the robbery than she was about the missing moolah.

I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.

Understandable.  LiLo has been a model parolee of late and it sure would be a shame for her to take a step in the wrong direction.

The purse (and court documents, which state that Lindsay is allowed to travel) were eventually returned, however the $10,000 in cash is still at large.

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Lindsay Lohan reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night to begin her 30-day jail sentence and whaddaya know – she only had to stay for four and a half hours.

As GossipTeen previously reported, Lohan’s “abbreviated” sentence was credited to overcrowding issues in California prisons.

I wonder if she even had time to slip into her prison-issued orange jumpsuit…

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner earlier today, but sources close to the courtroom say that Lohan will most likely be out of the slammer in a matter of minutes due to overcrowding issues.

Oh right, and she doesn’t have to report to prison until she’s done with her Playboy spread – just in case you were worried about her having enough time to complete that.

Lohan was also put on an extremely rigid probation schedule that details exactly how she must complete the rest of her court mandated community service and therapy.

By December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions…

If she fails to follow the court’s orders and complete all her probation requirements by March 29th, she will be forced to spend an additional 270 days in jail.

Yeah right.

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She may spend her days toiling away at the L.A. Coroner’s Office, but that hasn’t made Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan any less sexy — or has it?

According to reports, the 25-year-old actress was offered close to $1 million to pose for Playboy Magazine and not only did the classy little gal accept, she threw caution to the wind and told Mr. Hugh Hefner himself that she was going to bare it all – like literally, IT ALL.

Lohan wrapped her four-day shoot yesterday (Um, is it written into L.A. law somewhere that you can put your court mandated community service on hold if you have business at the Playboy Mansion?) and a source close to the trainwreck -er- actress says that while Lindsay did insist the spread be “tastefully done” she definitely wasn’t trying to hide anything!

So what did Gossip Teen fans have to say about LiLo stripping down past her skivvies?

Can things get any worse for Lindsay Lohan?  First her probation is revoked, then she’s told that none of her hours working for the American Red Cross count towards her mandated community services hours and now she can’t even have cupcakes on the job!?

What’s next!?

According to sources, a delivery man from L.A’s Magnolia Bakery showed up at the L.A. County Coroner’s Office with 36 cupcakes for Lindsay and her “friends” at the morgue.  The cupcakes were promptly turned away by Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter who said of the delivery, “It’s unacceptable. We’re not here to accept food,” and added that there are not 36 parolees in Ms. Lohan’s program and that some of the goodies must have been meant for the coroner’s staff.

Sounds like someone is trying to butter up her bosses…

Lindsay denies ordering the cupcakes, but we all know how good she is about telling the truth.

Watch the Foiled Cupcake Delivery Below…

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led from an L.A. superior courtroom today after Judge Stephanie Saunter announced that the 25-year-old had violated her probation by being booted from her community service detail at the Downtown Women’s Center.

Oh my gosh, never have I ever been so surprised about anything in my whole life… (Please note the sarcasm here.)

Judge Saunter, who set Lohan’s bail at $100,000, apparently has had enough of Lohan getting preferential treatment from the courts and ordered that none of the actress’ time spent volunteering at the American Red Cross after leaving her DWC detail could count towards her mandated community service hours.  The clearly agitated judge went on to add,

No one has the power to change my sentence… Not the volunteer center and not probation. She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross.

You go Judge!

A rep for Lohan told E! News that,

Lindsay is hoping this matter will be resolved on Nov. 2 and the Court will reinstate probation and allow her to continue fulfilling her community service.

Until that time, Lindsay’s probation has been revoked and the former Disney sweetheart could be looking at some pretty serious time in the slammer.