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Former party girl Lindsay Lohan is up in arms today, after reports surfaced that she was boozing it up doing an SAG Awards after party.  The 25-year-old conceded that she was at the late night gala at the Chateau Marmot on Sunday night, but she was not, I repeat not drinking.

According to Lindsay, she was sitting with pal Alan Cummings the whole night and only drank water.  Apparently LiLo is already looking into her legal options regarding filing suit against the media outlets who reported the story.

Can you blame her?  This gal just logged countless hours doing community service at the L.A. County morgue!  Do you think she wants to go back there?

In all honesty, we’d be pissed too if we were in Lindsay’s shoes – but hey, that’s Hollywood babe!

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Am I the only one who thinks that restraining orders seem like the absolute lamest form of protection on the planet?

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan’s stalker Lonnie Short was taken into police custody after he showed up at the actress’ front door and refused to leave the property until she spoke to him.

Yeah, a legal document is definitely going to be all this guy needs to reign in his crazy.

Short was sentenced to eight days in jail, placed on probation for 24 months and told to stay at least 100 yards away from Ms. Lohan at all times.   So, “legally” speaking, he can set up camp in a lawn chair a football field away from Lindsay’s Venince, CA home?

Sounds like a total win-win.

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan, may not be so troubled anymore.

According to sources, the 25-year-old has turned down several offers to host high profile New Year’s Eve bashes because she’s trying to stay focused on her sobriety and tone down her party-girl image – a decision that could cost the actress up to six-figures!

Here’s to a clean and sober LiLo in 2012!

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While partying it up in Hawaii over the weekend with little sister Ali, Playboy cover girl Lindsay Lohan was robbed of over $10,000!

According to sources, the troubled starlet was freaking out Saturday night when she returned to her car to find her $5,000 Chanel purse and a huge chunk of change missing.  Apparently, Lohan, who was allegedly sober at the time, was more concerned about having to deal with the police regarding the robbery than she was about the missing moolah.

I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.

Understandable.  LiLo has been a model parolee of late and it sure would be a shame for her to take a step in the wrong direction.

The purse (and court documents, which state that Lindsay is allowed to travel) were eventually returned, however the $10,000 in cash is still at large.

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After being granted a leave of absence from performing community service at the LA Coroner’s Office to shoot a spread in Playboy Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is finally back at work and has apparently hit the ground running!

According to sources, LiLo has already finished 10 of the 12 shifts she’s required to complete before December 14th and is trying to get a jump on the hours she must finish prior to her second status hearing.

I know, I’m as shocked as you are.

Insiders report that not only is Lindsay showing up, but she’s actually doing a good job.

Whaaaaaat!?

LA law enforcement says that she’s been “polite, hard-working and never complains about the work,” which is a lot more than they could’ve said about her a few short months ago, when she couldn’t even find the entrance to the joint.

Glad to see that our girl is making some steps in the right direction!

Lindsay Lohan reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night to begin her 30-day jail sentence and whaddaya know – she only had to stay for four and a half hours.

As GossipTeen previously reported, Lohan’s “abbreviated” sentence was credited to overcrowding issues in California prisons.

I wonder if she even had time to slip into her prison-issued orange jumpsuit…

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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner earlier today, but sources close to the courtroom say that Lohan will most likely be out of the slammer in a matter of minutes due to overcrowding issues.

Oh right, and she doesn’t have to report to prison until she’s done with her Playboy spread – just in case you were worried about her having enough time to complete that.

Lohan was also put on an extremely rigid probation schedule that details exactly how she must complete the rest of her court mandated community service and therapy.

By December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions…

If she fails to follow the court’s orders and complete all her probation requirements by March 29th, she will be forced to spend an additional 270 days in jail.

Yeah right.

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Playboy’s newest pinup girl, Lindsay Lohan, attended a shin dig at Hugh Hefner’s mansion last night to celebrate the Halloween weekend.

LiLo showed up dressed as a french maid (we’re sure glad Nicki Minaj wasn’t in attendance…) and partied the night away with, among other celebs, Hugh Hefner’s brother.  And yes, he’s also really old and really gross.

Ironically, this weekend was the first time in a while that Lindsay has not been surrounded by corpses.

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She may spend her days toiling away at the L.A. Coroner’s Office, but that hasn’t made Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan any less sexy — or has it?

According to reports, the 25-year-old actress was offered close to $1 million to pose for Playboy Magazine and not only did the classy little gal accept, she threw caution to the wind and told Mr. Hugh Hefner himself that she was going to bare it all – like literally, IT ALL.

Lohan wrapped her four-day shoot yesterday (Um, is it written into L.A. law somewhere that you can put your court mandated community service on hold if you have business at the Playboy Mansion?) and a source close to the trainwreck -er- actress says that while Lindsay did insist the spread be “tastefully done” she definitely wasn’t trying to hide anything!

So what did Gossip Teen fans have to say about LiLo stripping down past her skivvies?

Can things get any worse for Lindsay Lohan?  First her probation is revoked, then she’s told that none of her hours working for the American Red Cross count towards her mandated community services hours and now she can’t even have cupcakes on the job!?

What’s next!?

According to sources, a delivery man from L.A’s Magnolia Bakery showed up at the L.A. County Coroner’s Office with 36 cupcakes for Lindsay and her “friends” at the morgue.  The cupcakes were promptly turned away by Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter who said of the delivery, “It’s unacceptable. We’re not here to accept food,” and added that there are not 36 parolees in Ms. Lohan’s program and that some of the goodies must have been meant for the coroner’s staff.

Sounds like someone is trying to butter up her bosses…

Lindsay denies ordering the cupcakes, but we all know how good she is about telling the truth.

Watch the Foiled Cupcake Delivery Below…

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