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Am I the only one who thinks that restraining orders seem like the absolute lamest form of protection on the planet?

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan’s stalker Lonnie Short was taken into police custody after he showed up at the actress’ front door and refused to leave the property until she spoke to him.

Yeah, a legal document is definitely going to be all this guy needs to reign in his crazy.

Short was sentenced to eight days in jail, placed on probation for 24 months and told to stay at least 100 yards away from Ms. Lohan at all times.   So, “legally” speaking, he can set up camp in a lawn chair a football field away from Lindsay’s Venince, CA home?

Sounds like a total win-win.

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