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After threatening to jump ship earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan has finally relented and agreed to finish her 90-day stint at The Betty Ford Clinic.

Her court ordered 90-day stint.  So kind of you to agree to your mandatory sentence Lindsay…

According to a source, the 26-year-old actress hasn’t had many visitors during her stay but nonetheless has finally made her peace with her circumstances.

She is doing well. She seems like she’s finally adjusted.

Apparently Lilo’s been following the clinic’s schedule and participating daily exercise and group meetings. But with 80 days left to go, we an only wait and see how this all plays out for our girl!

We’d roll our eyes if we weren’t so totally NOT surprised by this…

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly threatening to leave the Betty Ford Clinic where she has been ordered to complete a 90-day stint in rehab because the doctors have taken away her Adderall.

According to a source,

The judge overseeing Lindsay’s case has made it crystal clear that if she defies the agreement, it’s jail time. Judge Dabney signed off on Betty Ford and he expects her to remain there for 90 days. If she does, that will be a violation of her probation and the judge will send her to jail.

Hopefully our girl will smarten up and realize that rehab isn’texactly rehab if you’re still taking meds against doctors’ orders.  But yeah, based on Lilo’s track record, we kinda don’t see that happening

Because there’s no better way to kick off going straight edge than attending a super duper hippie music fest!!!

En route to her latest stay at a spa, oh sorry, we mean rehab, Hollywood miscreant Lindsay Lohan and her li’l bro stopped off at Coachella 2013 in Indigo, CA  - but get this Lilo promises she was the picture of sobriety!

When asked by paparazzi in Malibu yesterday if she was able to keep her nose clean at the notoriously dirty festival, Lindsay succinctly replied,

Um, yeah!

Well alrighty then…

According to reports, the fiery 26-year-old was in bed by 10 P.M. every night and not one onlooker caught her taking part in any “extracurricular” activities.

Well color us impressed!

Lindsay is scheduled to report to a 90-day, court-mandated rehab stint May 2nd – hopefully she can keep herself out of trouble until then!

And no, “banged up” isn’t code word for “hot”…  Although the 26-year-old actress does look pretty slammin’!

Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan showed off her fab physique in a two-toned, halter two piece on a beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday, but instead of focusing on her amazing bod, we couldn’t help but notice some unexplained bruises all over the actress’ legs!

Perhaps they’re left over from when the Mean Girls actress was spotted passed out beneath a table at a local hot spot late last week?  We hear club floors can be pretty hazardous…

According to reports, Lindsay is in Rio to honor some promotional commitments before she herself is committed (see what we did there?) to a rehab facility for 90-days.

We sure hope she’s soaking up enough rays for the long haul!

Hollywood troublemaker Lindsay Lohan won’t be causing anymore trouble anytime soon…

The 26-year-old actress, who arrived 48 minutes late for her hearing at an L.A. courthouse today, was sentenced to 90-days in a rehabilitation facility and 30-days of community labor.

So, does this mean it’s back to the morgue for LiLo?  We can only hope

The former Disney sweetheart faced misdemeanor charges of reckless driving, providing false information to a police officer and willfully resisting, obstructing or delaying a police officer (that’s a mouthfull!), all while on probation for shoplifting charges.

After sentencing the star and ordering her to pay a $240 restitution fine and $30 criminal conviction assessment fee, the judge made one final suggestion,

A suggestion: don’t drive. You’re in New York. You don’t need to drive,” the judge told Lindsay. “This is it. You violate your probation and we’re not going to be having discussions about putting you back on probation in either case.

And we suggest you take heed to the judge’s advice!

Okay, so this is seriously the best thing we’ve heard all week!

According to reports, Golden Globe host Tina Fey has confirmed that she is working on Mean Girls: The Musical!

Can we get a HELL YA!?

Now that the 42-year-old actress has closed the book on her hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock (tear!), she has time to focus on some new projects – like making the most awesome musical to hit Broadway since Newsies…

The actress, who recently took home a Screen Actors Guild award for her work as Liz Lemon, announced that her newest project would be Fey family affair!

I’m actually trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock and I think Paramount is on board.

Alright Paramount, we’re giving you fair warning.  If you squelch this project – you are NOT invited to our birthday party!

No word yet on whether Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan will have any involvement with the project, but we’re pretty sure that it will depend on how her recent court dealings pan out.  Soooo, we’re not going to hold our breath

Liz & Dick star and epic financial disaster Lindsay Lohan recently signed on to appear on an episode of Bravo’s hit design series Million Dollar Decorators, but apparently couldn’t be bothered to show up for the bid reveal!

Lilo teamed up with designer Kathryn Ireland for a $250,000 renovation of her Hollywood Hills home, but according to Bravo execs,

[Lindsay] was not available for the reveal shoot, but we were still able to capture the outcome, just like we do for many of the reveal episodes.

Boooooring!

Why would we want to watch and episode of MDD if the celebrity guest isn’t even going to be there for the “after” shots?  Ugh.  But we will probably still tune in to watch the episode when it airs January 1st at 10pm.

And yes, we are completely aware that this makes us major hypocrites, but we simply just don’t care.  Check out a sneak peek at Lilo’s semi-appearance on MDD below…

Yeah, yeah, yeah – we’ll believe it when we see it.

Liz & Dick star Lindsay Lohan is doing all she can to try and convince fans (and the L.A. court system) that she is going to change her foolish ways.  Reports reveal that the 26-year-old star, whose probation was recently revoked, has decided to cut ties with a few pals who she believes are a bad influence.

According to a source close to the actress,

She hasn’t been texting and calling back some of the people who she just parties with.

Some?  She’s not calling some of her partying pals back?  Wow.  Color us impressed.

The source added,

She is realizing there are people in her life who are bad influences, who think it’s funny when she wants to fill water bottles with alcohol and go out, or stay out all night at nightclubs in New York and look sloppy in photos. These aren’t her real friends.

SHOCKER!

Listen Linds, if you really are trying to make a change for the better, we’re all about it.  We’re just getting a little tired of this same old song and dance.  Either cut ties with these people or get ready to spend the first 8-10 months of 2013 behind bars!

And we bet her arch nemesis Lindsay Lohan is FUMING!

According to sources, actress-turned-we’re-not-sure-what Amanda Bynes was recently able to reach a financial settlement in both of her hit and run cases.  Reports say that the LA City Attorney is not at all pleased about this development; especially because Amanda is still involved in a pending DUI case.

Yeah, we’re kind of with you on that one LA City Attorney guy…

Either learn how to drive or take public transportation like every other living breathing New Yorker!  Hey, you say you’re “retired” and want to be off the grid, so you might as well start living your life as a “normie” before you get in any more trouble!

Just a friendly suggestion…

And we are NOT talking about her hair.  Because we know that’s what you were thinking.  And yes, we CAN read your mind…

Troubled (and that’s putting it more than nicely) starlet Lindsay Lohan reportedly owes $233,904 to the federal government and an additional $16,000 to the storage company that holds all of her designer clothing and various other prized possessions.  $16,000 for a storage unit?

Ever hear of an attic Lindsay?

Sheesh!

According to reports, the storage company told the Liz & Dick star that she would have no access to her possessions until she pays her debt – and here’s the real kicker: If the 26-year-old actress fails to pony up the dough, all of her stuff will be put up for auction next month!

And then be seized by the L.A. Courts as evidence…

Just kidding, but yeah, something like that will probably happen.