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The cast of MTV’s The Jersey Shore is back and they’re bigger than ever (well, at least Snooki is anyway…)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Deena Nicole Cortese, Vinny Guadagnino, Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro were all spotted back in Seaside Heights, NJ this week to begin filming for the sixth, and most likely final, season of their hit reality show.

According to witnesses, despite the heat, the entire cast spent hours unloading their cars and moving into the shore house.  Pretty down to earth for a cast of characters like this one!

While she was present for the filming of the move-in process, Snooki, who is six months pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, will be residing in a residence nearby to avoid all the drinking and partying that is sure to ensue.

Let’s go to the Jersey Shore B*tch!

Wow.  We know we’re in the business of crazy celebrity gossip, but this might just be too much – even for us.

According to reports, Joe Jonas is the latest celeb to sign on for the first season of FOX’s new dating show, The Choice, which features all the blind auditions and spinning chairs of NBC’s The Voice, only competitors are vetting for a boyfriend instead of a recording contract.

Among the laundry list of A, B, and Z-list celebrities appearing on the show are Dean Cain, Tyson Beckford (Um, really?  You’re like, one of the best looking men EVER.  You really need a game show to help you find a girlfriend?) , Taylor Hicks, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Rob Kardashian and Rob Gronkowski (of the New England Patriots).

The list goes on, but we pretty much didn’t know who any of the other “celebrities” were – nice work FOX.

Will you watch these celebrities try and find love?  We don’t think we’ve got the stomach for it.  Check out a promo for The Choice below…

According to reports that surfaced yesterday, Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has checked himself into a rehabilitation facility.

We’re sorry – are we supposed to be surprised by this?

A rep for the MTV reality star released a statement saying that his client,

…has spent several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.

Despite rumors that “Sitch” was battling an addiction to illicit drugs, according to the 29-year-old’s official website, prescription medication was the culprit.

I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.

Best of luck Mikey – The Shore wouldn’t be the same without you!

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