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New mommy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may have her hands full with her brand new little bundle of joy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but that doesn’t mean the Jersey Shore star doesn’t have time to update her 5 million Twitter followers on all-things motherhood!

This morning the 24-year-old reality star Tweeted,

I’m legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean…

You may remember a while back Snooki caught a lot of flack for joking during an interview that she would not be changing any of her son’s poopy diapers – well, we’re glad to see that now, Snook’s whistling a different tune!

While her high-profile pregnancy was definitely subject to tons of scrutiny, we think it’s great that the pint-sized reality star is taking to motherhood like a Jersey Shore cast member takes to GTL-ing.  Which for those of you who don’t know – is really well.

Post birth isn’t so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS.

Keep up the great work Snooki – we’re proud of you!

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to her son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, her first child with fiancé, Jionni LaValle, shortly before 3AM.

Weighing in at 6-pound, 5-oz., little Lorenzo is doing just fine and has already stolen his pint-sized mommy’s heart.  The MTV star took to her Twitter this morning to announce the birth of her son to her millions fans, who were all anxiously awaiting the news with bated breath.

I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ❤

A rep for the couple also made a public statement regarding “Enzo’s” arrival:

The world just got another Guido!!!… Nicole, Jionni and Enzo are doing great!

A few of Snooki’s Jersey Shore castmates also took to the Twitterverse to voice their support for their former partner in crime.

@DJPaulyD – Congrats @Snooki and @JLaValle !!!! I’m Officially Uncle Pauly !!! #MyMeatballHadAMeatball

@MTVRonnie - Congratulations to @Snooki !!! Luv ya baby sis! Remember breathe and push!!

Congrats Snooki and Jionni!  We can’t wait to see baby Enzo’s first fist pump!

Although many things for Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi are changing (i.e. pregnancy, engagement, not living in a house full of drunken idiots for the first time in like – ever…), her loose-lipped ways are not one of them!

During a recent sit-down on Good Morning America, the pint-sized reality super star revealed what she and fiancé Jionni LaValle are planning on naming their baby boy (due this fall).

I think we’re going to do ‘Lorenzo‘… Because then you can call him ‘Enzo.’

We don’t really have a joke for this one.  You don’t mess around with a mama bear about what she wants to name her cub – er- cubs.  That’s right ladies and gents, Snooki and Jionni want LOTSA babies!

Being adopted and the only child, I want my kids to have brothers and sisters to hang out with… three more kids…I was lonely.

With regards to the fact that she isn’t living in the “Shore House” and partying with the rest of the MTV cast, 24-year-old Snooki had this to say,

Pregnant people shouldn’t be in a bar, I feel… All my friends are like, ‘You can have a glass of wine.’ I’m like, ‘No.’ I refuse because I’m going to be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs… I just don’t like to be around people that drink because then I’ll be like, ‘Cool, I miss it,’

What a mature and rational response!  Are we sure this was Snooki on the GMA couch and not some super tan imposter!?

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The cast of MTV’s The Jersey Shore is back and they’re bigger than ever (well, at least Snooki is anyway…)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Deena Nicole Cortese, Vinny Guadagnino, Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro were all spotted back in Seaside Heights, NJ this week to begin filming for the sixth, and most likely final, season of their hit reality show.

According to witnesses, despite the heat, the entire cast spent hours unloading their cars and moving into the shore house.  Pretty down to earth for a cast of characters like this one!

While she was present for the filming of the move-in process, Snooki, who is six months pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, will be residing in a residence nearby to avoid all the drinking and partying that is sure to ensue.

Let’s go to the Jersey Shore B*tch!

We never thought we’d see the day that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi would willingly leave the Jersey Shore house in Seaside, New Jersey…

According to sources, Snooki is taking her pregnancy seriously, and although she’s not quitting the hit MTV reality show altogether, she is moving out of the shore house and into an alternate location nearby – sans roommates.

So, what exactly are we to expect from a season of The Jersey Shore with only one of the meatballs in full force?  Our expectations are not high.

We’re far more excited for Snooki’s spinoff, where she attempts to tackle motherhood – in leopard print heels.  Now that’s reality TV!

She may be 16 weeks pregnant, but that hasn’t stopped Jersey Shore star  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi from getting down with her bad self for Spring Break 2012!

The MTV reality star stepped out in Mexico this week, with BFFs Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Caitlin Ryder and although the 24-year-old hasn’t put on much baby weight (yet) she has noticed a few other changes in her body.

My boobs are huge — like, D’s…Jionni likes them.

Nice.

While the pint-sized Guidette did drink up some serious rays south of the border, that was, in fact, all she was drinking.  Sources confirm that the newly engaged Polizzi is taking her pregnancy seriously and has already begun piking out names with fiancé Jionni Lavalle.

Jionni Jr. for a boy… We haven’t thought of girl names yet. I want something Italian and normal. Not like Blanket. Or Lamp.

Or Snooki.

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is sporting a little extra bling these days, courtesy of her now-fiancé, Jionni LaValle.  While LaValle reportedly popped the question to his 24-year-old sweetheart sometime around Valentine’s Day, this week marks the first time photogs were able to snap some shots of the sizable rock.

The reality star stepped out in New York City this week while filming for her new MTV spinoff show with Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, still looking pretty svelte, considering sources have revealed that the pint-sized star is now three months pregnant!

Last month Snooks told Good Morning America she and Jionni were headed towards settling down, but who knew it was all going to happen so fast!?

I know he’s [LaValle] the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon…

Our heads are still spinning…

Oh like you didn’t already know who we were talking about…

According to reports, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are pregnant with their first child together – which is hugely exciting for pair who’ve been going strong for nearly a year, but you kind of have to feel bad for Snooks because she did just drop like an Oompa Loompa’s worth of weight…

Althouh Snooki publicly denied pregnancy rumors last month, sources confirm that the 24-year-old is roughly “three to four months along” and simply didn’t want to talk about her little bundle of joy because “she didn’t want to jinx it”.

We suppose that’s understandable; lots of couples don’t reveal they’re expecting until after the three-month mark, but this is Snooki we’re talking about here.  We figured she would’ve wanted to capitalize of a line of baby self-tanning products by now!

We see a lot of leopard-pint onesies in this kid’s future…

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After dropping some serious poundage, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says she’s insulted by accusations that she’s expecting. Expecting a baby – c’mon you guys!

The pint-sized MTV star went on record earlier today during the Opie & Anthony radio show, to discredit any rumors that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle  are starting a family yet.  Although Snooks says that she does want to be a mother one day, but she’s not ready quite yet.

I think we can all agree that that’s probably a good idea.

During her interview on the syndicated radio program, Snooki said that the pregnancy allegations made by a certain media outlet made her feel just like the bullies who terrorized her in high school.

I’m sorry, but I am just sooo sick of people using “bullying” as an excuse for everything.  It’s one thing if it’s true, but every article I’ve ever read about Snooki has claimed that she was a popular cheerleader in high school.  Not a victim of bullying.  When people throw around terms like “bullying” it discredits the actual victims and makes light of a real issue.

Snooki – I’m sorry you feel like people were calling you fat, but let’s not make a mountain out of a baby bump here.

Sorry – couldn’t help it

Ummm… Is anyone else like, totally surprised at how good she looks?

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took to her Twitter account today to show off her new “au natural” look to her bajillion followers saying,

No make up day and IDC

I cannot get over how much better this chick looks without eight cubic inches of Mac products slathered on her face.  It’s almost like she’s human.

Almost.

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