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New mommy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may have her hands full with her brand new little bundle of joy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but that doesn’t mean the Jersey Shore star doesn’t have time to update her 5 million Twitter followers on all-things motherhood!

This morning the 24-year-old reality star Tweeted,

I’m legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean…

You may remember a while back Snooki caught a lot of flack for joking during an interview that she would not be changing any of her son’s poopy diapers – well, we’re glad to see that now, Snook’s whistling a different tune!

While her high-profile pregnancy was definitely subject to tons of scrutiny, we think it’s great that the pint-sized reality star is taking to motherhood like a Jersey Shore cast member takes to GTL-ing.  Which for those of you who don’t know – is really well.

Post birth isn’t so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS.

Keep up the great work Snooki – we’re proud of you!

Ummm… Is anyone else like, totally surprised at how good she looks?

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took to her Twitter account today to show off her new “au natural” look to her bajillion followers saying,

No make up day and IDC

I cannot get over how much better this chick looks without eight cubic inches of Mac products slathered on her face.  It’s almost like she’s human.

Almost.

[Image: Twitter]

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi shared that she has finally reached her weightless goal, via Twitter this morning, announcing,

So happy I’m at my goal weight I was when I was in high school… Feeling fit is amazing and can’t wait to tone up hardcore.

So what was the magic number for the teensy-weensy guidette?  98 lbs!

Are you kidding me?  Now, I’m no BMI expert, but that seems a tad on the small side for a 24-year-old woman with a serious drinking problem.

But I suppose props are due to you Snooki for getting back into shape, but let’s not forget that you’re a role model for young girls and promoting a healthy body image is one of the most important things…  Wait a minute!  Did I say role model?  For a second there I forgot who I was talking to!