Gossip Teen

Hey, those are New GIrl star Zooey Deschanel’s words, not ours!

Maybe it’s because they both have bangs or something…

Apparently, Taylor Swift, who will appear as a surprise guest (in more ways than one, hint hint!) on the New Girl season finale tonight, was “super funny” during filming and Zooey and the rest of the cast absolutely loved having her on set.

She’s awesome. She’s super-funny and really smart. Very professional and we loved working with her.

Okay, it’s not like we ever doubted that Tay-Tay was a smart girl – but super funny?  Yeah, we just didn’t see that one coming.

Max Greenfield who plays Schmidt echoed Zooey’s enthusiasm adding that Swift’s presence on set was,

One word: Magic. I was like, ‘Just sing it, Taylor. Just sing it for everyone here. Sing it for the crew, do the foot stomp with it. And just let it go.’

I could see that she wanted to but then she felt like, ‘Am I gonna do that?’ But I don’t think she realized how much we all wanted to hear her. I love that song, I’m telling you she was magic on the set, magic. Felt like we had a really good thing going, me and her.

Well color us surprised!  We’ll just have to tune in tonight to see what all this “magic” is about!

After her messy breakup with Conor Kennedy we thought Taylor Swift was done with New England for good!

After reports surfaced Wednesday that T-Sweezy dropped a cool $17 million on a mansion in Rhode Island, eyewitnesses spotted the 23-year-old and her parents moving things into her new place.

Nothing like a cozy little 11,000 sq. ft. bungalow all to yourself…

Although we don’t quite understand this purchase, (with eight bedrooms, 10.5 bathrooms and five acres of land, it’s waaaay too big for just little old Tay-Tay) we’re sure the “22″ singer has got something up her sleeve.

Perhaps a nice little summer romance on the beach???

During a recent interview with MTV, 98 Degrees frontman Nick Lachey opened up about what he really thinks of pop princess Taylor Swift and the advice he has for any boy band wannabes.

Stay away from Taylor Swift! She’ll write a song about you … Oh! I’m too late on that one. I didn’t get to [that advice] fast enough. [The song will] be a hit, but it will be about you.

Yikes!  Get ready Nick!  We have a feeling there might be a nasty song coming your way soon!

Lachey also shared that he’s very glad that his boy band days are looong behind him.  Like waaay back in the dark ages before social media

I’m very thankful we didn’t have any of the Twitter and camera phones and all that stuff when we were going through it the first time cause that’s a whole ‘nother element that we didn’t have to deal with. A lot of respect for these guys who have to deal with that as young people, that’s really tough.

You may be glad Nick, but we would’ve loved to have 24/7 access to the boys of 98 Degress back in the day!!!

Say whaaaaat!?

Pop music superstar Taylor Swift closed out 2012 with $57 million dollars in her bank account.  Take that Harry Styles.

According to sources, the ”I Knew You Were Trouble” singer took home more than Brad Pitt and Anne Hathaway combined and with endorsement deals with Target and Diet Coke, now stands to make even more moolah in 2013.  The 22-year-old’s salary makes her the third highest paid female in show business, behind only Oprah and Britney Spears.

With this kind of income, you’d think Tay Tay might be able to buy a clue about men

According to a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Taylor Swift is many things, but a “clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend” is not one of them.

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahah!  Good one Tay-Tay!

Oh wait.  We’re you serious?  Oh sorry – our bad.

In the ‘zine, Taylor reveals,

If you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people… The fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with… it’s just kind of ridiculous.

When asked if she believes as comes off as being a bit boy crazy, the 23-year-old singer replied,

For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated — a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way –that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.

Yeah maybe.  But it’s one thing to talk about your hopes and dreams and another to buy up real estate next door to the last two guys you dated.

People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like — that’s a thing that I apparently do… If I like you I will apparently buy up the real estate market just to freak you out so you leave me.

One of these things I say to myself to calm myself down when I feel like it’s all too much . . . If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.

Well, Taylor you did happen to drop over $4 million on a house next door to Conor Kennedy over the summer…

It was like a house-flip… A good short-term investment.

Whatever you say Taylor…

Exes Harry Styles and Taylor Swift both attending the 2013 BRIT Awards Wednesday night and much to the chagrin of gossip bloggers all over the world, seem to have put their feuding ways behind them.

According to reports, the 19-year-old One Direction singer said his former GF “looked great” in her semi see-though, paneled, black gown and was “full of praise” for Taylor as they partied the night away at separate after parties.

Huh.  Sure didn’t see that one coming.  Way to take the high road Harry!

Or maybe Harry just doesn’t want the notoriously vindictive Swift releasing a single sullying his good name…  Either way, we’re glad these two seem to be moving on with their lives!

Now that he’s back on the market after his breakup with Zoe Saldana, Hollywood hottie Bradley Cooper is fighting off new GF rumors left and right!

He’s already denied hooking up with his Silver Linings Playbook costar Jennifer Lawrence and now the Coopster is fighting rumors of a fling with the also newly single Taylor Swift.

According to sources, Bradley had to thwart the country sweetheart’s advances because of his loyalty to his former costar,

It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.

Buuuuut since this “source” came forward, Bradley himself set the record straight when he told Extra that the rumors are,

Crazy, never met her, that’s not even true at all… That’s completely made up.

That’s what they all say Bradley, old boy.  We’ll be keeping an eye out for a nasty one-night-stand tune about you in the near future

A $50 million ad campaign, that’s what!

Well, technically Taylor Swift’s deal to endorse Diet Coke came after the 18-year-old pop star dumped her for another woman, but let’s not split hairs!

According to sources, Tay-Tay has signed on with Coke to become the new face of their latest ad campaign.  And rumor has it, that because Pepsi dished out at least $50 million for Beyonce, the country songstress can expect at least that much to come her way!

Like she needs the dough…

But we’re glad things are looking up for you Taylor. We know these constant breakups can be very draining…

Oh Harry, Harry, Harry.  Didn’t we warn you about getting on Taylor Swift’s bad side?

Since the recent split of Hollywood A-list couple Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, rumors have been swirling about what really caused the two lovebirds to leap out of their cozy little love nest.

Sources have cited Harry’s textual relationship with supermodel Cara Delevingne as a possible catalyst for the pair’s breakup.  Ughhhhh ya’ think!?  An insider close to the One Direction singer reported that Harry never truly got over Cara after she dumped him when their summer fling  went south back in 2012.

Harry’s not used to being dumped and he hasn’t got Cara out of his system… Harry’s still smitten by her upmarket background, her fun lifestyle and her socialite world. It’s a different world from Harry’s and he wants to know what it’s like from the inside.

Other sources claim that Harry was texting Cara while on Christmas holiday with Taylor on the island of Virgin Gorda, which undoubtedly caused their relationship-ending fight, during which Harry allegedly told Tay-Tay that she was “too emotional” for him (ummm, you’re just figuring this out now Harry?) and Taylor called the mop-topped boy bander a “d*ck”.

But, if you can believe it, that was just the tip of the iceberg for Harry and Taylor!  Apparently, the 18-year-old crooner had already set his mind of kicking the country princess to the curb because she “put out” as often as he would’ve liked.

Say whaaaat!?  Okay Harry, we get it – you’re 18, but you’ve got to have a little more class than that – or at least have the decency to keep those sort of intimate deets to yourself.  What a cad!

Sounds like this relationship had way more issues than a supermodel lingering in the background!

Hollywood’s most recently defunct lovebirds Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are still nursing their wounds from their very public breakup, but that hasn’t stopped Tay-Tay from heading back into the studio to set to work on her upcoming album – and pen a song or two about her breakup.

A song or two, or three…or four… or FIVE!?

According to a source, the reigning Queen of Country has already written five songs about her failed romance with the 18-year-old One Direction member.  Apparently, although the pair only dated for a short time, there were enough emotions there for at least five whole songs!

They only dated for a short time but there were very strong feelings, so it’s been a tough comedown. Lyrics have been written, but Taylor hasn’t come close to deciding whether she’ll ever release them. A song about it will surface at some point but it won’t be anything like the way she had a dig at her other ex John Mayer in one of her other tracks.

We suppose everyone deals with breakups in their own way, but we sure hope Taylor has enough sense not to release another scathing song about an ex-lover just yet.  For her own sake we mean!  The girl will never get another date for as long as she lives!

In other news, we will totally be first in line to buy her “Greatest Breakup Hits” album as soon as it hits stores